So im off to ibiza with some girl tuesday.

She isnt my bird.

now she is FIT... Proper Drop jaw fit.

So at some point a guy is gonna be talkin to us and say to me ...

"Is this your girlfriend" Or "how long have you been together" or some pre requisite to tryin to get it on with her

i will probably just laff... but i dont wanna say No... then have to tell him to fuck off 5 mins later

i also dont wanna say YES! coz she clearly isnt... but in the interest of me not punchin someone, id prefer to avert it early on

So what is my response in this situation....

what do i say that is like "fuck that was a cool response" from her perspective but doesnt say anythin.

anyone?? if not im just gonna say

"are you flrtin with me mate coz ur not my type?"

If you're out and about it's going to happen when you meet people regardless of how pretty she is or how big her tits are or what country you are in.

My style is completely different I never give straight answers.

So my replies would be something like 'we are a threesome but the other girl couldn't make it' or 'she's my sister and totally available', I tend to have fun with it rather than getting drawn into serious fucking boyfriend girlfriend shit.

You could say:

We don't label things from where we're from
or
Look I've paid good money for this chick so back off (she may get offended or laugh)
or
Hey she's read The Game she knows your fucking PUA tactics

I have to ask - why are you going on holiday with a hot chick to a fuckfest ibiza?? Are you guna bang other girls? Whats the situation here lol

ibiza isnt a fuckfest, its a party town. no girls wanna leave early, this way i get to enjoy the whole party

then go home & fuck a UBER fit bird

"We are secret agents sent by M15 & if you dont walk away in the next 7 seconds you & your whole family will be neutralised...6...5...4...3...2...1"

If he stays till you count to 1, punch him

Or alternatively you could shoot him to get the full secret agent effect

"We are enjoying a holiday romance mate, kindly go try & screw someone else"

"Fuck off"

"Sorry, we dont speak english"


Seriously though, if you dont want it playing on your mind the whole time maybe you should make the situation clear with her before yous go; ie.ask her if shes planning on shagging other guys & what not.

I know you dont wanna sound insecure to her & shit, but if you both know where you stand it wont be awkward, & you mite not have to beat up random appraochers.

No she most certainly isnt gonna be shaggin other guys! imagine, she would be on the next flight home.

i would have NO issues sayin, look mate fuck off! she's is on holiday with me, go away

but at the same principle i dont wanna seem like a freak, especially if its someone just askin politely, girls dont see things like lads do

which is why they truly believe orbiters are friends

chances are ill just laff and say weve been married 10 years. just brush it off.

im more assed about not gettin myself into a scrap abroad if im honest, i get pretty pissed off with lads trying to move in on girls im with dead in front of me!!

I have a short fuse too when it comes to guys hitting on girls im with/seeing, so i see where your coming from here.

If it were me i would do the whole roleplay thing & just have fun with it, & make up a different story each time, it looks like your best bet.

why not get together with her, then u wud b able to say she is with u and unavailable?

I dunno I suppose I'll ask her later when shes sucking my dick.