My good buddy, Megatron, came up with this one but I thought I’d share it with you all since it works every time and it’s pretty damn money.

You’re in a bar and you see a little cutie you want to talk to and all that goodness, so you approach her. You start doing your thing or however you run your “game” and about two minutes into the conversation you just stop everything and say to her, “What you don’t remember? No gift? No card? No nothing?! After all we’ve been through?!”

Of course the girl’s going to look a bit confused and ask you what you’re talking about and then that’s when you say, “It’s our two minute anniversary…I can’t believe you forgot, I do have feelings y’know.”

Whenever the girl tries to speak up after telling her you have feelings you tell her, “It’s okay, everything is fine because you give the best hugs.” That’s when you get a nice little squeeze from her and while you’re there point to your cheek for a kiss and you’re in.

That’s the 2 Minute Anniversary.

I was fully expecting a video but have been pleasantly surprised - it's on for some Wednesday night fun!

Looks like im gunna have a LOT of 2 minute anniversarys at the eminem gig tomorrow

sounds a bit gay to me, i really cba with this shit

first decent post with no hip hop slang thumbs up!!

you could also add "I've got feelings you know, I'm not just sausage with feet"

"I'm not just a small party sausage connected to a large sinuous blob of talking meat, lady!"

i really like this,i think im gona try it out this weekend

Who field tested it?

It works good huh?