My good buddy, Megatron, came up with this one but I thought I’d share it with you all since it works every time and it’s pretty damn money.

You’re in a bar and you see a little cutie you want to talk to and all that goodness, so you approach her. You start doing your thing or however you run your “game” and about two minutes into the conversation you just stop everything and say to her, “What you don’t remember? No gift? No card? No nothing?! After all we’ve been through?!”

Of course the girl’s going to look a bit confused and ask you what you’re talking about and then that’s when you say, “It’s our two minute anniversary…I can’t believe you forgot, I do have feelings y’know.”

Whenever the girl tries to speak up after telling her you have feelings you tell her, “It’s okay, everything is fine because you give the best hugs.” That’s when you get a nice little squeeze from her and while you’re there point to your cheek for a kiss and you’re in.

That’s the 2 Minute Anniversary.