OK I'm just putting this out there because it's been making me laugh, to give you the background, I received a friend request from some random girl and the following conversation ensued.

Me
Hi Carly,
Do we know each other? I have an awful memory.

Her
Which compliments your awful face, you fat shite.

Me
charming, bye x

Her
Sorry babe so stressed lately...how's u? x

Me
I'm somewhat amused tbh. Do I know you?

Her
No not really I've just seen you on mutual friends

Me
Ha ha, I wondered if I knew you and you'd taken offence at me not remembering you, instead you obviously thought it would be endearing to call me an ugly fat shite. I'm guessing you must have loads of friends

Her
Babe come on I've said sorry you're not fat just big boned xoxo

Me
Lol I'm not offended, I'm amused, though I do worry that you've got some deep issues.

Her
Its not been easy for me lately I'm really sorry about what I said to you xx

Me
Life isn't easy, look you don't need to keep apologising, I didn't get upset about what you wrote, I laughed, I found it hilarious that an adult would write that. How do you know Jermaine?

Her
He's goes to same gospel church I go to he's a well good singer. x

Me
Surely during your time of despair the answers are within the Holy Book?


P.s I am not religious.

you fat shite

Thanks, it used to be true.

You just got trolled, my fat-friend.

Much love,

Craigus

lol tha was an awesum neg, STOLEN! She was gaming you!


YOU FAT SHITE!

AJay

I think you handled her well to be honest

She obviously has issues

Got to agree with Alpha on this one you handled it well.
Tbh i wouldnt have bothered answering her at all.
Id just be like screw ya and deleted her from my friends.

hang on... so when we do that to a girl its a neg,

but coz she does it she has issues...

if anythin i think u went a bit defensive, u did not make light of the situation at all, and instead made her feel like your not the type of person who can have a laf, so she backed off coz she didnt want to upset u. with you saying stuff like, not something an adult would write makes u sound uptight...

i think she was kiddin and u took offence... she obv fancied u, people dont just message people they think are ugly to tell them

fail

I didn't think you were supposed to straight in with a neg, plus I thought the idea was only to use negs with mega hot people. Now I'm far from ugly, but still.

To be honest, ye I can be a bit uptight, that's something I'm working on. I didn't take offence though, I found it funny, I still do.
There's been a few more messages since, and this girl is a fucking fruitcake, so ye I was right, she does have major issues.
I'd figured she was hitting on me, just don't really fancy her, and can't be assed with that kinda attitude.

negs are just flirting, dont let a self proclaimed hit with women like mystery make u dogmatic.

had she been super hot, u would have eaten up the "that kinda attitude" like it was golden nuggets...

which goes to prove, the better lookin u are, the more you can get away with