yep got one of those beardy trimmer things. never been near me beard tho

Girls with hairy fannies got me reminiscing about this ex-gf many years back who had the most enormous forest you have ever seen. Now obviously been naive and inexperienced I didn't actually get to see it until I was "into her*" and one night we were both pissed and out came my philips rotary with the flip-up trimmer on the back. It broke tho and she was left with a fuckin patchy garden which was not pretty. ahhh the memories


*not a pun

I just shaved myself smooth before I head out tonight :-)

ah mate u r so on my level!! i remember pullin sum UBER stunner!! i mean... let me tell u how fit she was..

im sat inside starbucks & im chattin to my mate and he is litteraly mouth open at this girl out of the window on an outside table...

Anyway.

just general instinct i knocked & said WILL U MARRY ME...

he mate came in within seconds and said... she wasnt ur number!! easy job

after our date, i gets her to mine!!! takes her underwear off... HAIRY BEAVER...

i told her to get dressed im not doin that!! never fucked her... she refused, so i told her she wernt gettin none!!

NO MATTER HOW FIT!! unless it looks clean I AINT FUCKIN IT

Social conditioning at it's finest. In fact, this whole thread is to be fair. None of us would have had any problem with hair or inclination to shave our pubes 30 years ago.

how about bad smells???

coz pubes smell of fish? r our sense of smell under social conditioning? its dirty

If your pubes smell like fish you need to have a shower more often mate. That or get yourself checked?

It's not dirty at all, the prevalence of shaving in pornography and the ease with which everyone has been exposed to it is what has caused the trend towards shaving. Not long ago people would have found it really fucking weird that you shave.

Don't know bout you Jay, but 30 years ago I didn't have any pubes

I dont have pubes! im talkin about women..

pubes on women are an unresolved evolutionary issue.

they are there to stop shit gettin into the vagina! from when they wer runnin round naked N shit! they are unnecessary now that we wear underwear.

they catch any discharge from a woman, any sweat even piss & toilet water particles. and thats why i wont go near them.

This is fuckin spot on-- any girl ive ever fucked around with who had a public wig always has a fanny odour attached to it--its fucking wrong

smooth/bald and clean its the future, great to lick.
just reminded me fuck womens pubes getting stuck in my foreskin...bah (gag)

Now thats hardcore and a frame of mind i need to hit