yep got one of those beardy trimmer things. never been near me beard tho

Girls with hairy fannies got me reminiscing about this ex-gf many years back who had the most enormous forest you have ever seen. Now obviously been naive and inexperienced I didn't actually get to see it until I was "into her*" and one night we were both pissed and out came my philips rotary with the flip-up trimmer on the back. It broke tho and she was left with a fuckin patchy garden which was not pretty. ahhh the memories


*not a pun