a) stop wasting time on FarceBook and worrying about all the in's and out's of it --- "help, a friend is turning all girls I'm trying to date into zombies then sending them overtly sexual messages, does that mean he is a total bastard into necrophilia? Anxiously awating your response. Concerned, England" --- FarceBook is pish.

b) send her a msg to say "hey you online again! well don't speak to me as I only go for women who have integrity". It is just to get it off your chest -- basically, you can entertain yourself by taking the piss out of her in a subversive way, and if she replies just ignore it.

I agree with Rebus - Facebook is like the goddamn antithesis of pickup. The point of PU is to get out and meet people for real, expand your social horizons, become a functioning member of the human race. No wonder people are growing up social outcasts, without even the most basic communication skills.

I've never been on facebook, and I never will be. My advice is to close your account. Job done.

Much love,

Craigus

a) Cut him out, you dont need friends like that
b) Internet pick up isnt pick up.