18-07-2021, 09:41 PM
I'm not sure if these are in real life face-to-face situations or on text, but here's a few responses :
"Why are you wearing black nail polish?"
Because red doesn't match my shoes.
"Are you sure you're not gay?"
[Cheeky smirk] Lets ....er....go around to my place and I'll prove it to you [Wink]
"What's your body count?"
What, for sex? Or for kidnappings?
Not sure....wanna help me increase it by one?
"How many girls have you been out with?"
Today? Hmmm.....let me see.....[pretend to add numbers on your fingers]
"Are you looking at my breasts?"
It took you THIS long to realise? [Laugh, like you're a badass]
"You know I just use you as entertainment."
[Depending on how flirty you've been so far] You know vibrators are pretty entertaining, and I do a very good impression of one.
"Why are you being so weird?"
{ no idea - if you've ever been asked this, then dude you need to build social skills}
"I'm not ready for this."
No problem - I can wait 5 minutes [Smug smile/wink]
"This isn't going to go anywhere."
Well, lets make this go somewhere....I know just the place....
[Dirty look]
"What are you doing?" (When I make a move like leaning in for a kiss)
{Again....if you've ever been asked this when leaning in for a kiss, then dude, you haven't done the ground work yet.....she's got to want to be kissed....you need to build comfort, attraction, and get her turned on....then go in for the kiss, and it will be natural}
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