Hi, I've just started gaming a couple of months ago and I'm struggling a lot with passing shit tests.
I know it's an IOI and I'm supposed to act neutral and not be defensive so I end up just either saying something like "that's cute" or "Pfft, whatever" whenever the girl throws a little insult shit test but what I'd really like is to actually give witty answers and come out on top.

Some of the shit tests I've been getting are like:

"Why are you wearing black nail polish?"
"Are you sure you're not gay?"
"What's your body count?"
"How many girls have you been out with?"
"Are you looking at my breasts?"
"You know I just use you as entertainment."
"Why are you being so weird?"
"I'm not ready for this."
"This isn't going to go anywhere."
"What are you doing?" (When I make a move like leaning in for a kiss)


If anyone has any decent answers to these shit tests, please post it and share as this will help me and many others out as well!