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13-10-2010, 11:02 PM
I have done some baddies me like in my time... i remember bangin some 40 odd year old with hardly any teeth in leeds... i was about 18 and she was sayin SUCK MY NIPS mid sesh
she dropped me off in the car the next day to the coach station and said... i could just take u in that forest now and fuck u  i wanted to cry.. i felt abused....another was when i first got into PUA wanted to try it out.... so i picked the first girl i saw she was ugly... i spend hours tryin to fuck her (hadnt reached LMR at this point) fucked her Wished i hadnt... vowed from this point never to fuck an ugly again...  dont think i have broken my vow in 3 years guy Any stories     
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13-10-2010, 11:52 PM
Good from you phil.
When I was 16 I hit a club in Swindon called destiny and desire. Though everybody called it desperate and divorced. This pretty much sums up my story before I've told it. They had a deal where you paid £12 to get in and drinks are free all night. My friend and I absolutely abused this deal to the point where we could hardly stand. There was these 2 girls (the only hot, young girls in the club), being mock lesbians and I wanted a piece of the action. I tried to dance up to one of the girls and I just remember her saying 'yeah I'll dance with you, but only after you've danced with my mate'. She points at a 40+ year old black lady dressed entirely in denim....seemed a fair deal at the time until the hotties disappeared. The rest you can kinda guess what happened. Though my mate still managed to top that. He took a liking to a midget grinding the rails to the stairs like a pole.
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14-10-2010, 02:34 AM
Fucked some fatty from Finnland who smelled like shit, i lost my virginity to a girl who's face was like one giant spot.
Its def between those two
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14-10-2010, 08:44 AM
When I was younger with low self worth (and sometimes older) I seemed to frequent lots of ugly chicks...though being the humanitarian that I am I called this charity work...its a neg I use on hot women now and again when they need taken down a notch
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14-10-2010, 03:18 PM
When i first got into game i banged a HB3 while her fiancee was down stairs, he was cheatin an neglected her i was pretty much a rebound but still took some game!
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14-10-2010, 09:58 PM
Ha ha, this thread is quality!
I don't think I've ever fucked anything hideous. I once fucked a cross-eyed weird girl. I've fucked girls I didn't find attractive, but I got no enjoyment from it and I felt really bad. Kinda wish I had now cos horror stories provide amusement for many years to come! More please!
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14-10-2010, 10:29 PM
i had been chatting to an old girl pal who had been really hot when i knew her. we'd discussed meeting up and sex had been mentioned.
when i got there she had out a lot of weight on and house stank cause she had never vacuumed after the cat and hair was all over the place. When she put a film on i thought thank god, but after the films she asked me upstairs. I felt guilty cause id made it clear i had wanted sex, but with old her not new her. it was the first and only time i faked cumming after only a few minutes trying. Driving back home i stopped on motorway and threw up. since then i have never and will never try and do an ugly bird.
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