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Default 14-10-2010, 11:54 PM

I remembered another one!, this girl contacted me on msn one day and was like "Im horny lets fuck", now the last time I saw her she wasnt bad, little did I know the years hadnt been kind

So she arrives at mine, takes of her clothes, she had put on a ton of weight and the face had been covered in piercings. But I was young and not very confident so I threw her a bone


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Default 15-10-2010, 10:15 AM

i mufftied a girl last night an have a big rash round my mouth...


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Default 22-10-2010, 12:17 PM

the girl thats just left my house is def the ugliest i've done, she wasn't that bad though.
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Default 22-10-2010, 07:37 PM

the rash turned out to be lipstick... HA


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Default 22-10-2010, 10:21 PM

brb restarting firefox, pics not loading
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Default 23-10-2010, 04:54 AM

dont get it


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Unhappy 27-10-2010, 07:21 PM

I was staying at a hostel in South Africa, while very drunk, I stumbled into my room and collapsed, fully dressed onto the floor, and fell into a coma. The next hour or so is sketchy, with me being unconscious and all, suffice it to say I emerged from my slumber to the horrifying spectacle that sat astride me.

Once the initial shock had passed, it became clear that the fat fucking kiwi I'd danced with, (for a dare!) was raping me, and as sickened as I was, by her monstrous bulk, her greasy acne scarred face, her hair like straw stabbing my eyeballs, the smell of stale vomit on her breath as she slobbered all over me like a needy st bernard, I am ashamed to say I had an orgasm.

Once it was all over I wept in the shower.

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Default 27-10-2010, 08:02 PM

Hehe, i'll bet you have kowalski, standing over your drug addled victims, trying to rinse any evidence away =)
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Default 27-10-2010, 09:10 PM

Them kiwi girls are fukin ugly laaa... i was chattin onlin years ago to some girl for a few days. i aksed for a pic & she said she was waitin for a webcam. so after a few days.. she sent me a pic....

she looked like the honeymonsters uglier younger brother. i instantly ignored her

she sent me a long ass message givin me shit!! wtf did she expect... i hope for ur sake it wasnt the same girl..


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Default 27-10-2010, 09:14 PM

Could be, did she have a moustache? another harrowing detail that haunts me still.
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