so was out last night with a friend who is considering a break up with his gf so we wanted to approach some sets, he hasnt been out in a while and we were both sober, we found it very difficult to make any approaches. The end of the night came and i told him i was going approach these two girls who from a distance looked amazing..

i walked up they were standing at the bar at the end away from everyone else

"hey guys sorry to bother you" turned slightly one of them (as she turns round i notice she is in fact.. a butterface, everything nice but her face...) " i just had to say ur really distracting and i had to come over and say you ook fantastic tonight"

"well for startes your about 5 years too young for me"(dead serious angry almost tone)

"ok wat age are u?"

"23"

"im 21"

"well you look about 12!!"

turned to her friend " hey is she always like this?"

"u got any id! "

"wat? are u serious..?"

"you gota be 23 to order a drink at this part of the bar!"

"im not drinking im driving"

other girl " do you know who we are!"

" are you guys always like this wen someone comes over to talk to you?"

they mutter something not sure wat, im still in shock about how they can be such complete bitches and so fuking horrible, "well it was lovely meeting you anyway, (said sarcastically ofc) have a good night"

really had to bite my lip soo hard not to get angry but was determined not to stay calm, last thing i wanted was to put myself in an angry mood from approaching...

i hada few ideas of how to deal wit hbitch shields before but honestly ive never encountered anything like those two hoarequeens before so i was just totally caught off guard and wasnt quick witted enough to make any decent comebacks...something i really need to work on and if anyone has any tips on how to become more quick witted it could help alot lol

so my god ive never met a couple of bitches like that was in shock for ages after lol

thank god i know that they are the minority and that having survived them and staying calm i know that im unlikely to meet anythin as bad as that and if i do ill have something better to say next time...

its all a learning experience was so close to not approaching and because i did i learnt so much...approach any chance as you can always stand to learn something at the very least!

peace

its not about being quick witted mate... girls like that assume every guy speaking to them is hitting on them.

i would never approach a girl and say how stunning she looked... its just a cop out i think... its easy to do that coz ur jumpin str8 in... u shoulda said just talked to them said aanythin that doesnt sound like a come on

then if they r bitches u can say... got some bad news for u but im gay... then carry on

but to be fair... u just get that sometimes mate... probly out coz her fella just dumped her so he can go out fuckin other girls... like ur mate is lol

lol cheers phil, yea but my problem is wen i make indirect approaches its sometimes hard for me to come off as being genuine and they can tell that i have a secret agenda or something.. and even if i was to say got a quick opinion or watver they can just have the same bitchy reaction like " why are u asking us!"

just would liket to be able to think faster on my feet uno same goes wen im with my mates and they're slagging me lol have to resort to kicking the shit out of them, cant do that with the girls tho..

the agenda thing is in ur head... all men and women are build for anyway is matin so yeah the opportunity is there for sex in EVERY male female interaction, but if u look at it like me

if the girl is a dickhead u wouldnt fuck her... so ur not approachin for sex, ur finding out if she is worth fuckin, \

lookin at it that way means, ur agenda is findin out she is ur type.

always smile, kill them with a smile... stop thinkin about the sex that is all part of findin the ones u wanna fuck

I don't think you handled it as badly as Camarda makes out; it takes a lot to deal with bitches and not let it put a downer on your night. I think I'd probably insult them out of some kind of reflex but the best thing is to probably laugh at them and walk off... unless of course you have something really witty in the bag.

I would of said something along the lines of "Well ladies. I'll let you get back to enjoying your corner. I'm going to go and actually enjoy my evening. Envy the wall you've decided to grow attached to by the way" Give a cheeky smile and walk away...

There is no leauge, thats chodish talk. You're giving the girls way to much value.

Loke,

Yet again you miss the point and jumping into conclusion. I dont read anyone giving these girls any values. Of course there is a thing call league, we call it HB1 to HB10.

Im sure Camarda (Adam) can defend his response himself but he is merely questioning Bushido approaching for "butterface" (HB 1-5, maybe). Bushido should go for the cute ones and not this "Vicky Pollard" lookalike..!!

I might have missed the point seeing as OP approached a butterface. But my point was that no hot girl is out of anyones league

Im here....