I was out the other night with friends, having a good time, getting merry, the usual!

Anyway, my mates don't really follow the way of the PUA. They cant be arsed with it etc. So they say to me

"Ah man, look at those girls over there, cute as hell...Mmmm, En1gma, go speak to them!!"

I'm like...

"Uhhh, why don't you guys? Your the ones wanting to know them?"

They reply...

"Naw man, they would just laugh at us/me. Go on, i dare you..."

So i say...

"Haha, you don't need to dare me. Ill go say Hi sure, want me to tell them your star signs as well hmm?"

So yeah, i go walk over. They are looking at the food menu. Its like 1:30 in the morning so i say...

"Hey girls. See anything you might order?"

They both look at me and smile. They are foreign and manage to blurt an "Oh yes"

So i say "Hmmm, unfortunately i think they may have stopped serving food wha...About 10 mins ago."

They look at me again and smile weakly.

At this point im thinking...Well what the fuck do I say now. They aint really giving me anything to play with or reply with. So i just said my goodbyes and wished them a goodnight. Got me thinking. i don't really have stories i can tell. Well actually, i havent thought up any stories i can tell to make the convo more interesting. I have no problem in walking up to the girls. Its just finding what to say i guess. Do any of you guys make up stories just to create convo?

if they are foreign... its a waste of space... because voice inflections are different, so they cant understand sarcasm, or jestfull remarks... FOREIGN GAME IS ALL ABOUT YES NO THANK YOU AN BE NICE u cant portray cocky funny without looking a cunt

so i dont bother

and i never tell stories i just tease them, and chat abar nonsence

Thing is stories aren't great unless you're in the comfort zone with women, they just don't care about somebody they're never gonna see again.

I found making assumptions to be a much better alternative:

"You hold yourself pretty well, I'll bet you're the leader of this group."
"Four girls out to have a good night, you're going to [Club/Bar]! Aren't you?"

And it just occurred to me, you really could get their star signs, just find the meanest looking one and say:

"You look like either a scorpio or a cancer."

If it can work for me, worst PUA in sussex, then it's gotta have something going for it.

I was kind of doomed when i found out they were foreign to be honest, so agree with you there Phil.

Like the alternatives Morgan, going to give them a whirl when i can...And hey, whats wrong with a Scorpio?! Im a Scorpio?! Haha...

I don't believe the foreign crap, it's just an excuse. I'm not English, and I also chat to non english girls all the time. Body language is universal.

I agree with Loke. That's bull shit to say approaching foreigners is a waste of space..! I find foreign people are more receptive to approaches. They are friendly especially when they dont have a lot of friends in the area which can be a valuable tool.

Making assumptions as suggested is good:

En1gma: You sound like you from Poland
HB: No, Im from Russia
En1gma: Oooo, I heard a lot about girls from Russia...
HB: [giggles] so what did you hear??

.......then it is game on.

Good luck..!!

yeah granted they r friendly, but im not.. im flirtatious and obnoxious, and foreigners dont know how to take me... EVER

thats a problem you have, not them.

never said they have a problem... just said its a waste of space.