Here is a facbook convo with a girl i never met... friend of a friend

some bits an shit u can use maybe but she had a laf

There was a previous bit about hello ETC then this... wouldnt let me go too far back but total convo like 7 mins

I asked her on a facebook date

then

av neva erd of a facebuk d8 in me life n i is defo nt lukin at d8in neway dude n yer i totally get wat u is meanin peps need to jst chill n take a joke haha
20:06Me
ha... facebook date
ok
well basically id say WA U UP TO ON THURS NIGHT
i cam up with it meself
im a facbook date playa

an u would say NOTHIN
an id say well wanna facbook date
an we both lol... i just started laffin
we both go on facebook... an make a place up wer we are
an be one a date
but online
an its well better than a proper date coz drinkz iz free

haha
20:09Derren
well dat is da funniest fing i av eva herd haha u hav made me laf cant actually believe people du fings like dats quite sad really nt sumfin u wud du is it phil haha?
20:10Me
ERM... What... who came over an started typin will i was er... in the bath
hi im phil... an i well wouldnt do that sort of thing

20:12Derren
i am defo nt undastandin wat u is sayin dude?
20:12Me
lol... ha k k
i actually just came up with that idea 4 u
before
an ill be honest im not happy u dont aprreciate all the effort i put in
especially all the times we have had
20:13Derren
yeryer wateva u bin usin dat line all ya life avnt ya div
20:14Me
LOl
20:14Derren
CHEESY
20:14Me
whatever... what about the addin me on facebook times
oh i mean
me addin u on facebook times
they wer good times

20:15Derren
dnt even member u addin me haha wen did dat happen
20:15Me
...
there are no words to describe
how deeply u have cut me
ok what about the facebook date times.. when i swerved u for a facebook date

20:17Derren
haha sori canne help it i always b ded strate n blunt n havnt got a clu wat u is n bout dude wif dis fb d8 haha
20:18Me
haha i was just messin ya know
u nerd
LOL
there isnt really a facebook date
i was just bein an idiot
x
20:19Derren
i gathad div
lol
20:19Me
oh crap...
now im meant to make it look like i knew that u knew that i knew that u knew i was messin
or somethin
20:20Derren
haha classic
20:20Me
rite derren its been FAB
im gonna scooby got some bits to sort
u best be on here thursday at 8.45 for our date
ill turn up with flowers
20:21Derren
haha c ya m8 hav fun
20:21Me
and
chocolates
xx
20:21Derren
lol


THE END... built up a bit of a rapport in NO TIME

now the above sure beats the hell out of... HI UR SEXY

or HI hows it goin

U sure it ain't a wind up?

no lol its my mates ex'x mate LOL

i was askin her mate who r single... so i added her.

That conversation is giving me a headache to decipher....! What happens to the English as we know it...!
WTF does it mean???

Im with Legend...Either im getting old and am not down with the ol "Facebook tex
innit" chat or our education system is going to shit.

Whilst i do see your point mum and dad.... unfortunately it was a copied & pasted conversation.

I shall do my utmost to keep colloquialisms & localised grammar to a bare minimum in future..


As for fucking girls off who use bad grammar... i live in liverpool.... since it is obvious you guys are sporting brains comparable to that of an evil genius... u do the math..


Safe

I think all the guys are saying is it would help if you edited your posts to make them a little easier on the eye.

PLEASE DONT CHASTISE ME KOWALSKI.... Im not good with people playin hard to get... if you keep it up i will end up in love with you, stalking ur threads declaring my love

Is that what you want kowalski, is it.... huh ...HUH

could you provide a brief summary of that facebook interaction, what you think the key points were. I've tried to read it but its hurting my eyes