Here is a facbook convo with a girl i never met... friend of a friend

some bits an shit u can use maybe but she had a laf

There was a previous bit about hello ETC then this... wouldnt let me go too far back but total convo like 7 mins

I asked her on a facebook date

then

av neva erd of a facebuk d8 in me life n i is defo nt lukin at d8in neway dude n yer i totally get wat u is meanin peps need to jst chill n take a joke haha
20:06Me
ha... facebook date
ok
well basically id say WA U UP TO ON THURS NIGHT
i cam up with it meself
im a facbook date playa

an u would say NOTHIN
an id say well wanna facbook date
an we both lol... i just started laffin
we both go on facebook... an make a place up wer we are
an be one a date
but online
an its well better than a proper date coz drinkz iz free

haha
20:09Derren
well dat is da funniest fing i av eva herd haha u hav made me laf cant actually believe people du fings like dats quite sad really nt sumfin u wud du is it phil haha?
20:10Me
ERM... What... who came over an started typin will i was er... in the bath
hi im phil... an i well wouldnt do that sort of thing

20:12Derren
i am defo nt undastandin wat u is sayin dude?
20:12Me
lol... ha k k
i actually just came up with that idea 4 u
before
an ill be honest im not happy u dont aprreciate all the effort i put in
especially all the times we have had
20:13Derren
yeryer wateva u bin usin dat line all ya life avnt ya div
20:14Me
LOl
20:14Derren
CHEESY
20:14Me
whatever... what about the addin me on facebook times
oh i mean
me addin u on facebook times
they wer good times

20:15Derren
dnt even member u addin me haha wen did dat happen
20:15Me
...
there are no words to describe
how deeply u have cut me
ok what about the facebook date times.. when i swerved u for a facebook date

20:17Derren
haha sori canne help it i always b ded strate n blunt n havnt got a clu wat u is n bout dude wif dis fb d8 haha
20:18Me
haha i was just messin ya know
u nerd
LOL
there isnt really a facebook date
i was just bein an idiot
x
20:19Derren
i gathad div
lol
20:19Me
oh crap...
now im meant to make it look like i knew that u knew that i knew that u knew i was messin
or somethin
20:20Derren
haha classic
20:20Me
rite derren its been FAB
im gonna scooby got some bits to sort
u best be on here thursday at 8.45 for our date
ill turn up with flowers
20:21Derren
haha c ya m8 hav fun
20:21Me
and
chocolates
xx
20:21Derren
lol


THE END... built up a bit of a rapport in NO TIME