Redemption inspired this thread. He fancies Alison Steadman. I think she is very tasty, too. But that is not enough for me. I fancy, amongst many others, just so we know what we are talking about, dicks on the table, lads. Well i fancy June Brown, esp where she is doing the documentary 'Who do you think you are'. I think she is a very attractive woman and looks great in jeans.

So come on, who do you like? Come on Broadswords, come on, what is up your alley? Who rings your bell? I'm asking you man-to-man, come on, lets have it.

I don't really know how to do this, and I wonder about copyright, etc.

I would love to put up, say, pictures of some news readers, say, but it doesn't just seem so simple as copying and pasting text.

When I watch tv I am always freezing the frame or playing a short bit in slow motion.

In slow motion you can sort of see a woman's level of sexual confidence, it reveals it, whereas in real time it is difficult to see.

I freeze frame a lot. There was an ad for a foot massage thing, and the model was so fit, sat on a sofa wearing straightleg cords. She was absolutey fantastic. I would love to post such pics but don't know how or if I should. I would be quite happy to show my taste with pics. I would love to make a book or calendar exactly to my taste. And i would be interested to see other people's taste.

I'd love to put up a slow mo of a newsreader and ask if folk can see what I mean. Alas, I am not up to it. All I can do is direct people to it.

Diane Keaton was always great in the woody allen days, but now she is just so much better than ever, esp in that film with jack nicholson.......plenty of freeze frames there. lol.

What happens when the trolls troll the trolls?

Bellend.

This forum these days, fuck's sake.

Redemption, Alison Steadman, she was in 'Nuts in May', and at a time, her prime, when she was especially attractive.

But you are correct about the nuances. It is little things which just turn me on so much, like just some creases in some jeans. I am eternally bowled over by elements I could never dream up. There seems an endless myriad which present themselves. I can get turned on by a large overbite or a large underbite, old or young. There is just no fathoming the matter, and i am constantly struck by the most minute and novel elements.

I like loose skin. A woman I knew had lost some weight and she was embarrassed about her skin which was a bit loose because of that. But I liked that.

It is because of these various and unusual attractions that i find it difficult to say, with a hard and fast rule, just exactly what I like and don't like.......but I certainly know when I see it.

I was in a place and this old woman was browsing, and I looked at her foot and thought that she had the most attractive foot and ankle i had ever seen. It did something for me. I could write a lot about what i was seeing, the more than usual slight inturnedness of her foot, the delicacy of her tread and step, the flatness of her instep, and all set-off by the looseness of her narrow-leg black jean bottom. I was mesmerised. It was a beautiful foot.

You wrote of mousey hair and a certain type of eyebrows, and an ovality of face shape. I understand you very well.

I personally think this connoisseurness might be described as fettishism. I have told ladies of my particular fettish for them, for particular aspects of them, and they have enjoyed it. I suppose, if I am honest, in the interests of this thread, that I would likely say to that lady, should she and I have a relationship where it was appropriate, 'I have this fettish for your foot, I just think it looks very beautiful, so i hope you don't mind if I look and linger over it as we are talking'. It seems to go down well, good for us both. Did you take a look at June Brown in her white jeans in 'Who Do You Think You Are'?.

I'm struggling to post pics. Someone tell me how you are doing it. There are people here who can help me if I know the way.

I'll show you what a sexy woman is. You lot seem to have no idea.

Got to go no though. There are kids screaming next to me, not mine, a guy who won't stop talking to me as he pounds the keyboard... I've had enough..wow. high stress..

The head shape does nothing for me, either, in fact absolutely nothing of this picture does anything at all for me...nothing, not a drop.

I wonder if it truely does for anyone. I mean, it is just a stereotype, a 'safe' expression for a person to commend it.

I will get posting pictures when i have practiced, and I'll show you just what it is all about.

Jaz, thanks very mugh for the help.

Redemption, I think we somehow confused a young Alison Steadman with an old Liz Smith! Ha, ha, ha......how funny is that. A gem. Steadman is in Hard Labour, and plays a narcissistic young wife. Smith plays the mother of Steadman. It is an interesting film as it concerns narcissistic abuse. The father is the abusive one, and this has clearly had an effect on his eldest daughter (Steadman), as she is more than assertive, she is bossy and got a control complex. I think this was Leigh's first film. It is the best, I feel.

Shahanshah, I'm sorrry but I wasn't able to see what it was you posted. All I get it a little white box with a red cross in it. It's annoying for us both.

Whoever it was that was going on about trolls.....what a bag of crap, man. Just because you don't understand something. Yes, it is pleasant to have your own beliefs re-affirmed by others of like thinking, but that is all you come away with, which is fine as long as it is balanced by something new and valuable, that you come away at the end of the day richer and better. I'm not the re-affirming type, perhaps; I am more of the imaginative type, a pioneer. Sometimes i don't even know exactly where i am myself. But you should just go with it. As an example, my friend, I was on about enjoying that woman's foot. You would just jump on that and snuff it out, but if you applied some allowance and space and time you would find that where it was going was to suggest that maybe it is a good thing to like a little special part of a woman. It can be a nice secret between you which brings you closer together, because it is not tits or pussy (mainstream), it is unusual and unique to you both. It is harmless, it is flattering, it is also FUN. This pick-up-artist title given to this area of lovers , the title suggests something or an insincere con game. I could never stoop so low. For me it is, be them short or long term, about spreading happiness and feel good, it is care and concern, not abuse..lovers being loving. But that foot example, it is nothing new, but we forget about it in our relationships; it is not new because people do have pet names for eachother, and pet places about eachother they like, and pet things they like. It is a very good thing to be doing.

I never realise that a head shape makes a difference....I'm too old for al this PUA shite. ...FYI the girl is called Melissa Harding. Always see her back stage as a bikini athlete when I am competing. Friendly to chat to. Yeah she rocks my boat.