Yeah I only want to say stuff that makes me laugh, like fart jokes.

Few others:

Do storytag or word association game with a girl for a few minutes.

Ask for her autograph and call her some random celebrity, or even just some random person.

Walk up and challenge/qualify her on something like you're skeptical about her. Only thought of it as juxtaposition to the funny/silly/playful ones everyone's posted.


In fact, if anybody knows any ones that aren't funny but maybe challenging, intriguing but aren't gay, I'd love to hear them!

This is why i have always said go and offend as many girls as possible. You need to get to a point where u dont care about the outcome.

You should try as many of these lines as possible with random girls whilst holding a fake microphone and talking into mid air, or towards a wall...

All about number 10 and number 3 next time I'm out

Another one I tried last night, didn't get to try the rest of them:

"Happy birthday", simple but effective.

Don't think I can compete with the above (which are different class) but I've been using an opener for the last few weeks that seems pretty good, worked well as a way into groups too ... "If you had a mate who was fat would you tell them" usually sparks a good conversation , most people seem to have an opinion on it.

GoodRebel

Cool that you're approaching and it works for you.

Personally I hate opinion openers, nothing to do with indirect or routines, script or anything to do with Game but because it leads to a fake conversation that's boring.

I hate being bored. I like fun. Its why when me and some friends are sitting at the bar I end up looking around for girls to motion over, smile at, shout at, stop as they walk by, say stupid shit to them, do stupid chat-up lines, get stupidly drunk and like to bounce between everyone on nights out.

What are your opinions about this? If we forget the irony of my question.

One I bastardised from one of Mystery's openers is :

(given that I shave my head...)

'Does this *shirt / top / jacket* make me look bald?'

I used the Barry from eastenders last night , nearly started a riot !!

GoodRebel

haha brilliant....

did u smile when u said it?