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Summer Junky
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01-11-2009, 10:03 PM
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in my experience people who boast about having a big cock all seem to have one thing in common.
Small cocks.
Did someone promise you the goods and then let you down. It's shit when that happens aint it.
It's only technique in its conjunction with meaningfulness that you get a work of art
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Summer Junky
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01-11-2009, 10:14 PM
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tease the vag for 10min before you try to ram it in then enjoy.
This is fucked up.
It's only technique in its conjunction with meaningfulness that you get a work of art
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Mycroft
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01-11-2009, 10:36 PM
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Summer Junky
This is fucked up.
I'm suggesting he engage in some foreplay to get her wet before he goes for penetration. Whats fucked up bout that?
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02-11-2009, 06:41 AM
Foreplay is KING....!
She might be a virgin, hence why the 'big cock' couldn't get in. In any case, it isn't the size that matters, its how you use it, yeah man!
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Summer Junky
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02-11-2009, 12:20 PM
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I'm suggesting he engage in some foreplay to get her wet before he goes for penetration. Whats fucked up bout that?
Just the way you worded it dude. I mean i can be a little explicit at times but you make sex sound like killing a small animal.
It's only technique in its conjunction with meaningfulness that you get a work of art
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RobboRobson
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02-11-2009, 12:23 PM
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but you make sex sound like killing a small animal.
Hahahaha!
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02-11-2009, 01:15 PM
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Just the way you worded it dude. I mean i can be a little explicit at times but you make sex sound like killing a small animal.
That's because he kills small animals then has sex with them
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02-11-2009, 01:26 PM
is this him??????
Man has sex with dead deer | Metro.co.uk
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Mycroft
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02-11-2009, 02:53 PM
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Just the way you worded it dude. I mean i can be a little explicit at times but you make sex sound like killing a small animal.
This language needs to be taken it the context of this seeming to be a 'help me with my huge cock' thread
But right now i can't help thinking of a beaver joke.
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Summer Junky
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02-11-2009, 05:18 PM
You leave them poor defenceless beavers alone you fiend!
It's only technique in its conjunction with meaningfulness that you get a work of art
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