Weird problem when in the sack..
Hey guys,
This might sound like I am blowing my own trumpet, but I am being genuine. Last night I went out and ended up going back to this girls house. Anyway back at her house and started to do the usual stuff and she was pretty wet at this point. Now I whipped on a condom and tried to get it in however I couldnt get it in for the life of me, I tried loads position and stuff but just couldnt get it in. I got abit embarrassed about the whole thing and apologised. I tried everything to losen her up. Now I do have to buy my condoms of the internet as stuff from the supermaket wont fit. However this has knocked my confidence abit! Has anyone any idea's / suggestions on? Or anyone got and first hand experience? Peace NO.FX |
My dick is a big fucker and I've never had this problem.
Was it your first time? Maybe you could do with some lessons from a pro. They're pretty cheap these days (so i hear.) |
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Insightful info? On how to have sex...or how not to have sex maybe?
Did you ask her how old she was, cos sometimes those young'ns can be a bit tight! :eek: |
I'm confused. What does this have to do with the condom? How will buying different condoms help?
Perhaps she was tight as she was not relaxed enough. Maybe she was nervous. Try loosening your grip on her neck and refrain from whispering threats in her ear. |
have you ever blown up a condom? it expands to the span of a beachball and about 4ft long, if thats not big enough for you then fly over to amsterdam and some fucker there will find you a dwaf with a gaping hole and turn you into a pornstar!
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one word!
LUBE!! If not carry around a car jack to force her open! |
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Don't understand your post man, are you trying to say your dick was too big to penetrate her? And if so how does the condom effect this?
Small girls have small vag's and getting it in there with a condom is more difficult than bareback. But if she's properly wet and you're properly hard and you both know what you're doing it shouldn't be a problem. Chill out, slow it down, tease the vag for 10min before you try to ram it in then enjoy. |
I can't help but interpret this as an "I've got a big cock" thread.
And in my experience people who boast about having a big cock all seem to have one thing in common. Small cocks. |
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