BACKGROUND
So ive been chatting to this girl on pof again... her attitude is as followed
Im fit and I know it. I can get guys to do what I want ...type of girl
I avoid this and dont put any energy into it.. But I felt like I wanted to "Conquer "
this type of mentality with this in particular girl
She would write short shit messages and take ages to reply etc etc
I played along and arranged a meet with her... she flaked on me last minute.. I just said no worries.....Cool as a cucumber...
Next day I call her ( once you get them on the phone its easier to transistion to a meet )
I tell her im seeing her tonight..and see agrees
STORY STARTS!
So she flakes on me again saying she has to babysit... I say " why dont i come up and help you babysit " to see if she is just talking shit and jipping me off
She agree's and I start my drive to liverpool
While on my journey I get the following message
After I stopped laughing at got to her house I finally met the ultimate cock tease in person
I wallk in , say a friendly hello to her mum ( mums love me
)
Then I take her for a drive to mcdonalds ... ( Standard )
While in the car her filth starts coming out... she is dirty bitch
She told me about her " Sub " who is basicly some mega douche who spends most his wages on her taking her shopping and giving her money! and lets her walk on his back with high heels..
I laugh and tell her the most she is getting from me is a Mcflurry
We the drive to Crosby Beach ( all you guys from lpool know where it is )
And Park up. I tell her to get in the back seat
I grab the back of her head by her hair... and throw her on top of me... then we do the dirty...
At that moment in time "Forever Young by Alphaville " was playing in my car.. -_-
15 minutes later while she is spread wide open on my back seat and im going for it like Yusaf bolt ...we both get blinded by a light..
" WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE....CAN YOU GET DRESSED AND EXIT THE VEHICLE PLEASE "
2 Police officers outside my car. I grab my chino's .tshirt and Mickey Mouse adidas high tops ( they are amazing.. ) and get fully clothed
I get out the car..and start sucking up the police.. they take my detials..ask me if my car is mine etc etc bullshit
While this is happening.. a car comes round the corner.. one of the police officers wave them to pull over.. and I see 3 scared looking scouers in the car
They must be holding something and they start yelling at each other in the car right next to us.
The guy is fairly nice to me, tells me not to do it again and to go back to my car and drive home... as this is happening the 3 scousers in the car next to us start shouting things at me like
" You been smashing her in the car ? you Legend... go on lad! "
I laugh and drive off with with my company
I drop her off and proceed to drive home listening to MeatLoaf like a boss...
My balls are huge....as I didnt have time to finish with my company...
I got home, grabbed a bear and started to chill while watching Family Guy
My company started messaging me...being very needy and saying how much fun she had... the way she is talking to me now has totally shifted from her normal cock tease ways
I then got a message from a friend who lived round the corner...she came round and stayed the night...my balls are now at normal size
Overall...very fun and interesting night
Lessons Learnt
Never buy a girl a £5 Tmobile Top Up
Play it cool and dont rage if you get flaked on
always keep your drugs in the boot
Wearing Mickey Mouse High Tops gets mad respect
MeatLoaf is the shit
/rant