BACKGROUND

So ive been chatting to this girl on pof again... her attitude is as followed

Im fit and I know it. I can get guys to do what I want ...type of girl

I avoid this and dont put any energy into it.. But I felt like I wanted to "Conquer "
this type of mentality with this in particular girl

She would write short shit messages and take ages to reply etc etc

I played along and arranged a meet with her... she flaked on me last minute.. I just said no worries.....Cool as a cucumber...

Next day I call her ( once you get them on the phone its easier to transistion to a meet )

I tell her im seeing her tonight..and see agrees


STORY STARTS!

So she flakes on me again saying she has to babysit... I say " why dont i come up and help you babysit " to see if she is just talking shit and jipping me off

She agree's and I start my drive to liverpool

While on my journey I get the following message


After I stopped laughing at got to her house I finally met the ultimate cock tease in person

I wallk in , say a friendly hello to her mum ( mums love me )

Then I take her for a drive to mcdonalds ... ( Standard )

While in the car her filth starts coming out... she is dirty bitch

She told me about her " Sub " who is basicly some mega douche who spends most his wages on her taking her shopping and giving her money! and lets her walk on his back with high heels..

I laugh and tell her the most she is getting from me is a Mcflurry

We the drive to Crosby Beach ( all you guys from lpool know where it is )

And Park up. I tell her to get in the back seat

I grab the back of her head by her hair... and throw her on top of me... then we do the dirty...

At that moment in time "Forever Young by Alphaville " was playing in my car.. -_-

15 minutes later while she is spread wide open on my back seat and im going for it like Yusaf bolt ...we both get blinded by a light..

" WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE....CAN YOU GET DRESSED AND EXIT THE VEHICLE PLEASE "

2 Police officers outside my car. I grab my chino's .tshirt and Mickey Mouse adidas high tops ( they are amazing.. ) and get fully clothed

I get out the car..and start sucking up the police.. they take my detials..ask me if my car is mine etc etc bullshit

While this is happening.. a car comes round the corner.. one of the police officers wave them to pull over.. and I see 3 scared looking scouers in the car

They must be holding something and they start yelling at each other in the car right next to us.

The guy is fairly nice to me, tells me not to do it again and to go back to my car and drive home... as this is happening the 3 scousers in the car next to us start shouting things at me like

" You been smashing her in the car ? you Legend... go on lad! "

I laugh and drive off with with my company

I drop her off and proceed to drive home listening to MeatLoaf like a boss...

My balls are huge....as I didnt have time to finish with my company...


I got home, grabbed a bear and started to chill while watching Family Guy

My company started messaging me...being very needy and saying how much fun she had... the way she is talking to me now has totally shifted from her normal cock tease ways

I then got a message from a friend who lived round the corner...she came round and stayed the night...my balls are now at normal size

Overall...very fun and interesting night


Lessons Learnt

Never buy a girl a £5 Tmobile Top Up
Play it cool and dont rage if you get flaked on
always keep your drugs in the boot
Wearing Mickey Mouse High Tops gets mad respect
MeatLoaf is the shit

/rant

£10 and she would be deemed classy

Fair do's. I'm getting fuck all on plenty of fish

Buy me a 10 T Mobile top up and ill guarantee results


On a serious note , I can tell you the stuff I do on the site in order to attract messages and meet people

So, what is the stuff you do on the site in order to attract messages & meet people? I told you about poundland cockrings, you owe me.

Good work btw.

Step 1

Make a profile on Badoo ( simular dating site ) Upload you pof pics on there
People will vote on your pics, choose the highest voted picture as your main POF picture ( a pic you think looks good..might not look hot to girls )

Step 2. Try to write afunny profile, search for mine to see what i mean "budgetnudist"

Step 3. Download an auto clicker, Click on the " Meet Me " feature and activate the auto clicker when you hover your mouse over " YES "

Within 1 hour you will have over 200 Profile views and 20+ Messages

Step 4. Be yourself, I reply to people with as mujch energy they give me, After 5-6 messages I ask for the phone number and call them


Thats a mega short breakdown. I could go into lots of detials and all the other steps I take but it would bore you and me

Best of luck fishing

Question - step 3 the auto clicker, wouldn't this just get you shit loads of munters messaging you?

troo dat

Yes it would

But its better then spending an hour finding 4-5 decent girls and writing decent messages only to have no messages back from them

Using the auto clicker means that your profile gets 100's of views a night

and if you have hooks in your profile , girls will pick up on it and message you