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me, hustler and mickeybricks must of spent over an hour hitting all the decent clubs in Leicester square and covent garden and getting turned away by bouncers. Actually the first night sarging where I've been rejected by more men than women!

Still, when the lads went home I thought I'd give zoo bar one last go and managed to get in. It was shit. I was in too much of a bad mood by then.

Good to see you all last night guys!!

I really enjoyed the night. It was fun! Shame about the not getting in thing! Cefai you did literally arrive as the clock struck and all the fit women suddenly turned into desperate sweaty men!!

However it was so so so frustrating! Why is there no girl in my bed this morning?! Actually I think I know why - will write up my field report later. Would be grateful for your opinions!

I'd like to apologise turned up late last night and by then Cefai,Hustler and I couldnt get in any decent clubs around the square, guess lesson learnt for next time!
It was cool to meet up with Cefai n Hustler, hopefully next time we'll be able to do some PUA stuff

Jesus: Leicester Sq on the weekend is SHIT. It's there to take money from tourists and NUTS subscribers.

Where would you suggest on a week end then? Honestly it's not my cupa tea, bouncers acting like god, overprice entry prices (sure there are bare women but there are actually bare women outside of central too).

woah! How did you know I subscribe to NUTS?!

yeah...

guys guys guys... listen im telling you!!!!

Just 25 mins away from St Pancreas is St Albans, my local haunt, im telling you its untouched !!!!!,

Theres only myself and 2 other puas here, lovely,classy girls, wine bars and a nice lloyds bar with a heated outdoor smoking area

Come up for the night,ill even pay for your train ticket or a staff ticket on easyjet if you want to fly into luton, also 20 mins away.

Come on... help a brother

Well on that night, did you do the classic move of acquiring some random girls in the queue to "chum" you past the bouncers, to get around their "mixed groups of guys and girls" policy?

I just say, "Oh! this club is so SEXIST! They only let in guys when they are with girls! It'd be wicked if you hang with us in the queue to help us get in!" and always works. SEXIST is some sort of trigger word for the women's female lib.


I say all of the above but in reality at Zoo... there was no queue and also myself, Tebbs and Snake Eyes breezed past the bouncers without any chicks in tow.

Tebbs' endless St Albans promotions are so funny. Are you sure you ain't got a part-time gig with the St Albans tourist board?

in fact you guys are the only three men in St Albans!

I skim-read that and thought it was a heated outdoor pool.

Awesome, a heated outdoor smoking area!!! Get in there!!!

PS there is a London club with an indoor pool, on Old Street, called Club Aquarium but the club itself is shit IMO. The night I was there, pool wasn't due to open until 3 AM... so 90% of your night out has no pool. It's certainly not Ibiza!!