Yeah we heard you'd had an accident, Legend mentioned it on here and I got a drunken call from Hustler at ridiculous o'clock that morning telling me the news.
Don't feel bad about not being able to make it - the most important thing is that you were ok! And please...just one woman driver joke...pretty please??
Actually don't give in to me - my taste in jokes is utterly shambolic. It'd probably involve mention of Baby P or Micheal Jackson or something.
Good to know you're ok anyway.