As I said to you "welcome to the Dragon's Den"....

Right Folks....! I just got a text of Katya saying "Iv been involved in a car crash. Im ok, out of hospital now obv not good for tomorrow, cud u post on forum pls"...Now this isnt a joke...! Im just relaying her message...! Her cas has been written off..!

So no Katya tomorrow...

Yep! just got this text message myself, game over chaps! What are the chance's eh?! However I will still be there at the said time ready to make a tit* (*hero) out of myself as im so fucking cool!

I write this whilst pissed (yet authentically the dogs bollocks!)...not deluded in anyway...honest.

Well JFK could be handing out autographs tommy vand i still wouldnt be there cos i just got in and im fucked heehee. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You two are an absolute disgrace

Sorry for calling you at daft o'clock in the morning Blanca.

No worries mate, I had only just gone to bed anyway! I have the biggest fucking essay to do and I always get loads done in the hours between 8 and 1.

You still popping down this afternoon? I'm not going to be able to go out properly tonight, on account of still bricking it about this essay, but we can do some late afternoon/early evening chatting to of pretty girls, if you're still up for it.

Hit me back mothafocka

Yo, Im brand new to the game, just saw a thia thread and im in Taunton, Wish i had seen this before Saturday, woulda deffo some down to bristol for my first (unoficial) seminar....

Is Katya a Guru or something...? lol (pardon my nieve'ness)

-Clipper

Yo Clipper, im in taunton a lot. I live in SW Somerset. Nah shes not a guru; She's just a girl lol

hey guys, dont really know what to say just that im very sorry i didnt make it. was doing 45 on M4, car aquaplained and is now in a scrapyard near Cardiff where they are charging me £40 a day for the pleasure! basically im screwed! thanks for resisting the
female driver jokes too! hope you all had a good weekend anyway! x