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Default Lost vcard, made horrible mistake...learn from me - 02-01-2012, 02:40 AM

So my marine friend Carlos came back from korea, and i met up with him

Also his best friend Chris (who i haven't seen in over a year) also met up with us

Chris brough along two friends

So me + carlos + chris + 2 = 5 dudes

5 dudes who are all drunk

Carlos is a really big player, i mean he is addicted to sex so he will fuck any girl, super hot and super ugly (as i found out that night)

Carlos said he has this "girl", because he is a player i thought she was gonna be hot...but noooooooooooooo she was horrible

So 5 dudes and this girl went to a hotel....and had a bukkake

Now as terrible as that sounds, it did not bother me...in fact, i like the fact that my first time was so crazy...it was an experience

But what i want to teach you guys.....no matter HOW DRUNK you are, do NOT fuck an ugly girl

I am still disgusted to this day

peace
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Default 05-01-2012, 12:03 AM

Were you drunk when you posted this or something?
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Default 05-01-2012, 07:03 AM

Guedez, did they fuck you too?


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Default 05-01-2012, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by guedez16 View Post
So my marine friend Carlos came back from korea, and i met up with him

Also his best friend Chris (who i haven't seen in over a year) also met up with us

Chris brough along two friends

So me + carlos + chris + 2 = 5 dudes

5 dudes who are all drunk

Carlos is a really big player, i mean he is addicted to sex so he will fuck any girl, super hot and super ugly (as i found out that night)

Carlos said he has this "girl", because he is a player i thought she was gonna be hot...but noooooooooooooo she was horrible

So 5 dudes and this girl went to a hotel....and had a bukkake

Now as terrible as that sounds, it did not bother me...in fact, i like the fact that my first time was so crazy...it was an experience

But what i want to teach you guys.....no matter HOW DRUNK you are, do NOT fuck an ugly girl

I am still disgusted to this day

peace

u want to teach me, not to fuck an ugly girl!

I cant believe i never thought of this.

cheers mate, appreciate the wealth of knowledge


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Default 05-01-2012, 03:03 PM

i think he just happy to pop the cherry

Well Done Mate!


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Default 06-01-2012, 03:21 AM

Bukkake? Please explain?
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Default 01-02-2012, 01:36 PM

@ flick,
no sober...but I want other virgins to learn that sex is just sex...just like porn is nothing to you, sex is the same...just with a workout included

@ DaleInTheDark,
Hell no, this is not your fantasies! haha
But naw, we're all straight and we knew each other pretty well so it wasn't a big deal. We always joked about fucking bitches at the same time and high-fiving each other while doing it.
I don't care that I fucked a girl with other guys in the room, I care that
1) I fucked a girl with TOO many guys in the room
2) I fucked an ugly chick

@ Bazuka,
Indeed...ask your mom
It was a soft bukkake, in the sense that:
there was always one guy banging her, and another one getting his dick sucked...all the other guys were in the room looking, smoking, or something else
The two guys getting laid came, and then two other guys go in


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Default 01-02-2012, 01:42 PM

i dont actually think there are any virgins on this forum


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Default 01-02-2012, 02:36 PM

what is a hard bukkake? evry pole in a hole? what if theres like 7 dudes?


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Default 02-02-2012, 09:18 AM

triple stuffed holes.
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