I've been workin' a lot lately and one night my boy Eman came through and was showing off his OkCupid profile and he was like, "This site's the shit!" I have never really had that much success on it, all my game was done on Plenty of Fish. I thought I'd give it a shot one more time and see how it goes.

My profile pictures are me at clubs with my friends and some with girls, I also have one where I took it from my laptop...my "home" photo, lol. My profile itself is a fuckin' JOKE! My name on there is a drink and my "about me" section is the ingredients to the drink, lol. I've copied and pasted my profiles stuff from POF to OkCupid but on OkCupid there's more questions they ask that you have to answer and again, the whole time I'm answering these question I'm fucking around.

Example -

I’m really good at

Telling girls they're MEAN!

Another thing they ask -

The six things I could never do without

Argyle socks, Burts Bees Wax Lip Balm, Lint Rollers, DC Visor Beanies, Alta Dena Chocolate Milk and my Blackberry.

I'm doing this to weed out the chicks that are too serious about themselves. I want a chick that KNOWS my profile's a joke and that I'm having fun on this site. When I get a message saying, "I love your profile." I know she's pretty fuckin' smart and witty and gets that I'm joking around.

Messaging people at first can be difficult but there's two key things I've learned so far and that's if you're going to Mass Message on there you're going to need a stock first message and a general stock 2nd message. This is so you can message 50-100 chicks at a time. If you don't like that route you can use a more Custom type message which means you're gonna have to go on her profile and do a lil reading about her. You write a lil small thing about what you read on her profile and then have a custom line or two you say as well...something witty/funny.

Here's where the fun begins, lol, last weekend I was wrokin' in the Seduction Coaching office, working on stuff for the PUA Summit coming up. I got a lil tired and needed a break so I jumped online and started messing around on OkCupid and out of nowhere I get a message tellin' me, "You had me at Argyle Socks." I laughed and messaged her telling her that I don't like IMing through the site and she should shoot me her number. (Get the number in the first 2-3 messages) I get the digits and started texting her right away. I told her I was bored atwork and she told me I should come over, LOL! I was like thinkin' to myself that this bitch just wants to FUCK! I couldn't get there for two days. In those two days she told me she was passing but to actually knock out she had to masturbate to some porn, she likes tatts on guys (I'm tatted) and a bunch of other random shit. She was a freak for sure.

Finally I just look at Vince (Vince Kelvin) and Speer (Speer was visiting from Miami) and tell them, "I gotta go...I got this chick that wants to mess around." Vince looks at me and waves his hand saying, "Go...you got fucking to do." I laughed and rolled out. OC always treats me good, lol, I got into town and ended up at my main chicks house and fooled around once in the living room and then in the shower. LOVE having sex in the shower. After we get done I bounced over to the chicks house from OkCupid around 8/8:30. She wanted to know what I wanted to do, lol. "You wanna watch a movie or just hang out?" she asked...REALLY? As we watched the movie she started scooting over towards me and finally she put her hand on my lap. She excuses herself for putting her hand on my lap. TOO FUNNY! Girl, you know what the fuck you're doing, JEEZUS! I'm not here to play a game of Pinochle.

During whatever movie she threw on we started making out and going at it. I sit her up and start taking her shirt and bra off...this 5'2" Asian chick had a size "D" bra, lol. We were in the living room so we ended up in the bedroom...As she's laying on her bed she says, "The condom box is right there." as she points to a little can next to her bed. I take is she's done this a few time, LOL! She said she was really wet and told me to feel, so I did. I was finger bangin' her for a few then she told me to just put it in already. I stood up at the edge of her bed and told her to start sucking on my dick. Her head was EH and the sounds she made was like a starving person who finally got a plate of biscuits and gravy...AWFUL!

It took me a while to get up with all these crazy fuckin' sounds and bad dick sucking skills. She asked if I was even into it and then after her sucking for a while she took a jab at me which made me laugh. I patted her head and told her to be quiet and to continue. Once I started to picture other bitches I've fucked all spread out while she was sucking me off and I finally got up and threw the condom on (LifeStyles) and started pokin' at her belly...

I bust...

I get up and start putting my clothes on. We get back out to the living room and she starts to put another movie on and I text my boy Vann (Casanova Crew Orange County member) to come grab me since I already did my deed and wasn't really into hitting it again. She was alright but I was over it. Vann's almost passing out so I practically beg dude to swoop me up and he does...I get in the car and we chop it up about what went down and about what I liked and didn't like about the night and Pickup. POLITICIN'! Lol!

We get to his crib and I hop in the shower to clean off the activities from the past hour and then I passed the fuck out.

I've been field testing Day2's at this Smoothie Bar by the pad during the day since I usually Day2 chicks at the clubs/lounges I work at or do a movie night. I'll keep you fuckers posted.

-Hydro

I really hope that man is American.

I think I saw him on the SL also