First Holiday Abroad with the Forum lads

[Greatlookinguy]

Part-1:

Eastern Europe. My favourite hunting ground for the last five years! Vilnius, Lithuania. Everything they say about it is abso-foo-kin-lootley true. Amazing women, cheap booze and great food. Perfectamundo


I'd first mooted the idea of a PUA Forum holiday abroad a few months back when I had just moved to London. Since then I've met quite a few of the lads from London, made some good friends, had some superb times and learnt quite a few things. Here's an FR about our first holiday abroad.. from what I can remember of it

August Bank Holiday weekend. Tickets booked a month or so back. All set to go. T'was JohnnyB, SmileyK and yours truly. I crashed at JohnnyB's place the previous night as we had a really early start for the flight. Got to Vilnius, cheapest bl00dy taxi into town (heard they rip you off like crazy on their taxi meters over there) and checked into the apartment. Our very own lads apartment, complete with bar stools and counter, right in the centre of the Vilnius Old Town for a mere 70 Euros a day for the whole pad for upto six people (great find that JohnnyB!)

We head out immediately. I have done my usual holiday social networking online (C0uchsurfing, a few other sites and forums) and as a result we hook up with a local Australian bird. A few minutes later another Lithuanian local filly I've been in touch with joins us.


Good conversations follow with beer and the local food filling us up as much as the holiday atmosphere. The Australian bird heads off to get something done and the Lithuanian local shows us around the whole town. Quite a lovely butterfly she was too.


Unfortunately she's got the weekend fully booked up with other stuff and we only see her next on our last day in town.

First Night out: Hook up with the Ozzie bird in town. She takes us around the local pubs. All very non touristy and quiet. We have the "expat evening" of shots and good laughs. All good but that's not all what we came here for.

Even so, some sets do happen..

JohnnyB opens a seated couple and sits down at their table. I send in the Ozzie bird to engage the guy (the ozzie bird turns out to be a "one of the lads" kinda girl and a good pivot). Works.

It should be JohnnyB sitting next to the bird in this pic for the approach he did (with the Ozzie bird chatting up the target's guy opposite).. not sure how I ended up next to her (chowwy JohnnyB )


The rest of the night does not have much to write home about. We got progressively more drunk on shots in pubs. Good ol' expat evening. Went into a nightclub in the end. Too sloshed to do much else but zombie around on the dance floor (lesson learnt, beware expats! Good times to be had but if you are focussed on chicks that evening, you might get distracted by all the fun you're having with the expat crowd).

Inside that last club, SmileyK opens a seated girl, sits down next to her and spends a while chatting her up. That's where we left him as Johnny and I head home.

[Greatlookinguy]

Part-2

The second day dawned bright and hot. We head out for a day trip to Trakai.. amazing lake and castle (Part-1, first pic). Interactions with a chick on the train to there, playing around with waitresses in a restaurant etc. Back home for the second night. And the fun times really begin

Second Night out: We head to a Latin pub, Pabo Latino. Probably the only Latin place in Vilnius. The Ozzie bird we met the previous day called it a meat market. We realised why as soon as we stepped inside. Chock-full of the finest punani ever! The photos to follow don't do it justice.

SmileyK opens a chick standing by herself in the balcony. Nearly every night he's been the first one of us to start the proceedings. JohnnyB and I leave him with his target and saunter inside. Open a seated two set. Then another two set by the bar. One of them was gorgeous, but turns out they were sister-in-laws. They did seem to like the attention though, and we had a good dance with them later with the Blondie's shirt nearly coming off on the dance floor. Heh.


More Salsa on the dance floor with plenty of girls. I notice SmileyK watching the dancing at one point. He opens a girl sitting nearby and starts dancing with her. Never seen a man pick up Salsa moves THAT quick

The night becomes an endless series of approaches and interactions. I open this three set downstairs in an open air courtyard. Take one of the girls upto dance (JohnnyB's engaging the other two). Go in for the makeout after my signature salsa moves. She's shy and doesn't give. Lead her downstairs and grab her big titted friend instead. Start dancing with her right there. Makeout a-la grande in 30 seconds (the irrational thought that the first girl would tell her friend that I tried to makeout with her as well seems completely unfounded). She proceeds to try to chew my lips and try and get her hands inside my jeans. I get busy giving her a preliminary breast exam, trying to ignore the stares from around us. This is one horny 19 year old Polish bird. Left that set and moved on. Kept coming back for seconds throughout the evening though


Should have taken her home , but in hindsight didn't build enough comfort with her mates who left with her towards the end of the night. Oh well, we live, we learn.

[Greatlookinguy]

Part-3

The night builds on. Upstairs on the balcony JohnnyB and I open a two set. I take my girl to the dance floor. JohnnyB ploughs his chick for a good hour. Sweet bird though. He says she looks like Olivia Wilde. I think she's got more of a Courtney Cox feel to her.


He gets a makeout with her towards the end. And falls in love at the same time. Good times (let me know if she comes to visit JohnnyB!)

Sometime during the night SmileyK starts recording stuff on his phone camera. Things are pretty dark but he still manages to capture some footage. The only reason he's not in the clips is because the good man was behind the camera, taking the videos. Love his commentary though!

Just before we head home I kiss close another bird outside the club. Unbeknownst to me SmileyK and JohnnyB are recording the whole thing. Fockers

We head home to get some rest.

Last day - Sunday. We do some holiday shopping. Souvenirs, presents and work-chocolates. Visit a VERY grim KGB ex-prison and museum. I play around with an ice cream girl and steal her cap (only for the photo, I'm a nice guy ).

We get some rest and get prepared for the last night.

Third Night out: The Lithuanian local girl from my online efforts meets us in the evening. I get her back to our pad for a bit. The lads get ready and we head out. She's looking pretty but has got to leave as there's work the next day on Monday. We let her go at one point and head on. A couple of drunk locals try to get funny with SmileyK.. we quickly dip into a bar nearby to avoid a potential conflict. Sweet waitresses. There's only one set in there. A mixed three set at the bar. I jump in and learn there's a club near our apartment that's the only place to be that night.

We head there. Three hours to go before our early morning flight back home. SmileyK gets cosy with a bird pretty quick on the dance floor. She seems to love his paws on her bottom. JohnnyB and I leave him carrying out a very fine booty massage and head out to the street which is the de facto smoking area. A mixed set of five is opened. I grab the blondie and head back for a dance. JohnnyB follows shortly with one of her friends. I makeout with my bird. Another one of her friends hands me her F-Book details.. in front of this bird that I just made out with and squeezes into a picture of us. Loving this place.


We head out of the club as really need to head to the airport by this time.. any later and we would have to see our flight taking off from outside it. SmileyK is outside with his girl and her pals. We all say our goodbyes. One of SmileyK's girl's friends hands me her F-Book. Fcuk this, I am gonna move to this city

Made it back to the apartment and got on the plane. Whatta holiday! Can't wait for the next one

[Greatlookinguy]

The lads pad. That's the way to roll

[Refl3x]

Welcome to Eastern Europe
there are places with even hotter chicks though.

only one word of advice - lose the Monobrow, get it all waxed down

[Greatlookinguy]

Originally Posted by Refl3x

Welcome to Eastern Europe
there are places with even hotter chicks though.

only one word of advice - lose the Monobrow, get it all waxed down

Eastern Europe's been my holiday backyard for the last five years. Amazing women, great food and cheap prices. A man just cannot go wrong over there

Cheers for the advice on the monobrow dude. I'm happy with it so far. Maybe some other time.

[Knave]

Great post

[markuk]

Great to see you lads had a good holiday, next time I'm coming! Never been to Eastern Europe but looks cool.

Mark

[johnnyb]

Originally Posted by Greatlookinguy

Eastern Europe. My favourite hunting ground for the last five years! Vilnius, Lithuania. Everything they say about it is abso-foo-kin-lootley true. Amazing women, cheap booze and great food. Perfectamundo

Great FR GLG, it pretty much sums it all up for all of us, maybe a bit too visual, but it shows how much fun we had

Central & Eastern Europe is definitely the place where we want to go again.

Things to do: always find a place in the centre of the action, helps from every point of view. GLG had a list with some local words, it worked like a treat every time we used them, especially when you had someone saying they don't speak English. They all did speak English as we found out, just some weren't very confident, but a few local words helped them loosen up.

By the end of the trip we could say quite a few basic words. On top of basic words have a funny catchphrase, see our one in my signature. It sounds a bit weird, but every local hearing it started bursting into laughters: "My hovercraft is full of eels"

First night started more like a pub crawl, those shots turned out to be pretty heavy. Engaging the 'couple' at the table completely consolidated the myth that when a girl looks bored at a table with a guy, she is either on a bad date or they are not together. Turned out the second, and GLG ended up near the girl by stealing my seat while I left my drink at the bar. Anyway she said she has a bf and the guy was calling his girl mates to go out to the next pub. We had to leave them as they were a bit cold and that place was dead, we were the party, they should have followed us.

Rest of the night was a bit of blur, a few things happened in the last club we went, nothing worth mentioning.

Next day was the make or break for us and we made it count. Cool trip at the castle, got to practice a bit of archery with a local 'Kevin Costner', hit the bullseye from first attempt. Smiley opened some american chicks, but they ran away when they hear about brits. We kept bumping into some micro-mini skirts around the castle, but they had some scary men with them, so went back to town.

Got to this local kebab shop, GLG opens this Russian girl who translates for us the menu, then she heads up to this private table, we join her for a quick chat, too bad it didn't go anywhere, she owned an alcohol shop.

Night we decide to ditch local guides and head to this latino club, best night of the weekend by far. Befriended the bartender with some tips, then kept moving around between the disco downstairs and the latino upstairs. Salsa finally came in handy. GLG opened the milfs set, fun interaction later reinitiated on the dance floor. Best part is that they had left their kids with their in-laws while their hubbies were fishing and they came clubbing Could have escalated more, but it felt a bit wrong.

Some sets opened left and right, nothing really hooking, but having fun, especially with the 10 Russians set sitting down that Smiley approached. As they were a bit cold, told them good bye in Russian, they seem a bit baffled, then left them on a high note.

GLG k-closed this Polish bird, was just about to go down and wing him for the rest of the night, then it happened: best interaction so far. GLG took her friend to the latino dance floor, chatted for a bit then took her hand and went for the dance floor too. Interaction went pretty much smoothly from there, escalating, went for k-close a few times and got the cheek. It didn't help her noticing the lads trying to film us, had to turn her back to them and change the subject Her friend tried to take her away a few times, managed to engage her too in a bit of dancing, then some random dude took her friend away leaving me alone with her. Finally k-close after more chat and kino, as she didn't kiss strangers By this time we started dancing bear footed, escalating a bit more, but couldn't convince her to come back to our flat. Noticed it's already morning, see the lads around, her friend is grabbing her away, not before #close and setting up a romantic day two. Think I could have pushed a bit more, but felt right to leave it for next day, turned out it wasn't to be, she couldn't make it as she had to leave the city for the day. She was defo gf material, probably one of the fewest I have met in the last year, just at the wrong time and in the wrong place. Will continue some email chat, but without that day two it's almost meant not to go anywhere.

Last day started a bit grey with the weather then the KGB Genocide museum, put things a bit into perspective. A bit of street game, having a laugh when Smiley approached a set with 'I only have a min'

Met with our guide later in the evening, sweet girl, but she was interested more in the cultural exchange, too bad. She showed us some places that might still be open, got into a club, but there was no one there Wondered the street for a bit, had a bad interaction with local lads who weren't impressed with foreigners, see image attached, they seem to be against sex tourism, which gladly wasn't our goal

Ignored them, then headed to a local pub, again empty, but with 3 waitresses this time. Had some lithuanian flag shots, some strong stuff, chill for a bit then go the only club left open, which was near our flat.

Meet some german dude who spoke Lithuanian too on the way who shows us where the club is. The club is more like disco, we lose Smiley to this blonde girl straight away, club turns out is full of Italian boys. Get some drinks with GLG then interact with a mixed set outside, then we take 2 of the girls dancing. They were both 19, mine a cute petite brunette, but after a bit of close dancing she gets a bit weird. Turns out she was a bit drunk, kept asking for more drinks, so had to change the subject. But then she started shoving her bandaged pinky into my face, that when one of Italians was passing with a bottle of champagne she went away to get her drink. Leave her to it, more dance floor, then time to find the lads as our flight was leaving in 2 hours. We find the german dude outside again, GLG gets his fb and the girl's, Smiley was also there with the blonde. We say goodbye then hurry to get a cab to the airport.

On our way back we have a laugh with the pics/videos and plan the next epic weekend

[Greatlookinguy]

My hovercraft is full of eels b!tch!