Fake that Tribute night with people from work

At first I wasnt looking forward to it and was only going so I could socialise with people from work more. But when I arrived the ratio was very much in my favour!

The place was full of women on hen doo's and birthday partys! So I manned up got a drink at the bar and immediately started talking to solid 9 ( size 8 , 5ft with long blonde hair ) I was having banter with her about the tribute band and complimented her on her dress, It was going well , I was making her laugh and we had been talking for a good 10 minutes until..a much larger man appeared which turned out to be her Husband ( Im an idiot and didnt look for a ring!! )

She introduced me to him , I shook his hand. had some small talk with him then quickly moved on!

Sat down with my work friends finished my drink and as I was going to the bar I made eye contact with a early 30's stunner, Against all my instincts I followed through with the 3 second rule , walked over towards her ( from an angle ) and said " Can I get your opinion on something ?, what are your thoughts on Men wearing makeup? " It actually worked and we both talked and laughed at the take that tribute band who were wearing large amount of the stuff! The band had taken a break and the dj was playing , I took her hand and asked her to dance with me. she agreed!

But bye the time we had got to the dance floor the song had changed to the YMCA....yes the YM fucking C A So I had to dance like a dick with her to this awefull song until a better mainstream song was played ,

After 3 or 4 songs we walked back towards the bar and she told me she had to go rejoin her friends , I asked her for her number and her response was " Your far too young to be asking me for my number ! " and I responded with
" Do my amazing shapes that I threw on the dance floor not earn me a number from a stunning girl like you " I cringed so much when I said this.. but it worked!!! and then she rejoined her friends

I rejoined my friends , I was so happy!

Looking back I feel that i should of approached more women as i was making allot of eye contact and had lots of opportunities to chat to women but just froze...

The Hotel is doing a Fancydress event and other tribute nights which I will be attending!