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08-04-2011, 02:05 PM
Ok so i went out last night first time for ages.... had a laf..
leaves a bar and at the bottom of the road is this tidy tall bird! i looked at her and said "well hello, what would your name be" "kate" she said... "well kate i said, i think i like you... do u like to be bitten, im a biter.. id love to slam you through a plasterboard wall, when are we going for a drink" "i dont know" she said with a smile i said, im not a rapist, dont worry... well i am, but i only rape ugly girls so your fine... she was like OMG u cant say that(was laffin tho) a girl i was with then came over sayin IGNOR WHAT HE JUST SAID HE IS LOVELY HIS ISNT A RAPIST!! so i stamped my feet an said I AM TOO A RAPIST dont be mean. ME: lets make this happen, give me ur number Her: I have a sort of boyfriend Me: right so let me re do the convo for you.... WHEN ARE WE GOING FOR A DRINK (then me doin a girls voice) WER NOT I HAVE A FELLA.... but the convo sounded more like "I HAVE THIS LAD AN HE BORES ME" (she smirked at this point) so i said. "so u dont feel like a slag hows about i add u on facebook now, then when u jib ur fella, we shall play! deal?" i added her... she accepted me pretty early this mornin. so tellin girls ur a rapist seems to be a good tactic lol then in the next bar some girl im dancin with, dancin like a whore(WAS A BEAST) we wer doin dirty dancin was half an hour of mating dance... she ripped the top off my back, brand new from zara £7.99 lol but im out with 2 of my girls mates so i said, Im takin her back in a bit ok... they said ok then this girl comes up to me ive just met looks at my friend and says ARE YOU FUCKIN ME OR HER!! i said WHAT..... ARE YOU FUCKIN ME OR HER... she said again (proper attitude) i said "ARE YOU FOR REAL LOVE??? do me a favour she my mate, bros b4 hoes... FUCK OFF OUT MY FACE! she kept just pretending to storm off then walkin back past intentionally ignoring me, when that didnt get my attention kept changin tact... stupid slag, by this time id lost ALL interest. Summary girls r weird     
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08-04-2011, 02:31 PM
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HOW THE FUCK DO U GET AWAY WITH THAT!!! i really couldn't dell u, i think its just being audacious im not assed if she offended or not... infact it would have been well funny did she kick off! its just not carin about the outcome, had she been a rape victim it coulda gone the other way
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08-04-2011, 02:39 PM
Nobody would believe you if you just outrightly tell them you're a rapist like that. It is however expected that nobody would say it because people believe it would reflect badly upon them. This belief that it would reflect badly upon them is what makes it work, you say something that clearly shows you don't care what people around you think and are cool with making a joke about yourself in that way.
Basically you just showed that you were fun, able to have a laugh at your own expense, self validating and confident. That's how you get away with that. In short - it's as you said Phil - being audacious.
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08-04-2011, 02:54 PM
I had a mate that used to tell girls that he 'only killed on a full moon' when he got nervous... he never got away with it... the chat up line that is... the murder went fine...
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