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My first field report -
24-03-2011, 07:42 PM
9pm Wednesday last week I was in the local supermarket getting a few basic provisions and intending to be a quick in, grab what I want, and out
As I turned into the dairy aisle I clocked a fairly hot chick who from behind was probably about an 8 or 9 and about 26. She was looking at the various cheeses, and without even thinking, I approached her from behind, tapped her on the shoulder and said "aren't you talking?" as if I already knew her She turned round and I could see that she wasn't quite as hot in the face but still a 7. She looked at me with what I would describe as a puzzled, yet flattered look and after a brief pause, she said "do I know you?" Me: I'm Andy, you do now Her: Oh, sorry I was miles away Me: That's OK I can see that choosing the right cheese takes a lot of concentration and it's so easy to miss the really important stuff (with a wry smile) Her: slightly nervous laugh Me: so, what's your name? Her: Sam We chatted for a couple of minutes about the joys of supermarkets in the evening as there are no dawdling OAPS etc etc… Found out she had just finished work and lives about 20 miles away Got her number and gave her my number and I said that we should meet up next week Two days later she texted me on Friday evening Her: hi, wot u up 2 x Me: off out for drink with couple mates Her: lucky u goin out im workin x Me: that's me mr lucky  Her: do u still wanna meet up x Me: u can meet me 4 a drink 1 day next week xxx Her: ye will do x Weekend went by and I had almost forgotten about seeing her in the week Tuesday, I suddenly remembered Sam, so texted her Me: Hey Sam, so tmrw or thurs then? x Her: can meet up tmoz wot time n where x Me: 8pm at (name of pub) Her: yep see u then x Yesterday, Wednesday afternoon got a text Her: tnite r we just havin a couple or wot just askin coz don't know if to bring car x Me: do you like to get pissed? Her: ye I do. So do u want to cum pick me up at half 7 I hate buses x Me: car in garage for mot work (it wasn't, I just couldn't be arsed) Her: u gonna think im a pain. Don't really feel like goin in 2 town we cld go tmoz or just av a drink at urz tnite x Me: yep u r a pain lol x Her: so wot we doin x Me: ok cum to mine, but you will so have to make it up to me xxx Her: where do u live x Me: (directions to my place) About 4 hours later Text from her: im on my way x Me: ta x Her: r u in x Me: I will be in 10 mins So at 7.50pm I get another text Her: r u in x She's only sat outside in the bloody car. I'm thinking she's probably too nervous to knock at the door? So I go outside and she gets out of the car with a pack of fucking lagers, oh yes ave it! I take the beer off her and bring her into the house, lead her to the kitchen and I open two cans and put the rest in my fridge We chat for a while with a bit of kino and flirtatious conversation. Turns out she's not 26, but 32. She definitely did not look over 30. Take her into the living room and onto the sofa. We kiss for a bit and then I told her to come upstairs with me, but she says "why when you've got a rug there…" so I pick her up and we fuck on the rug Early next morning in bed she says "I don't normally do that you know" I'm sure we've all heard that from a chick before so I say "OK I know but that is what you came here for, we both know it"That was my first ever pick-up and fuck from a supermarket (can't believe I just said that out loud!) and I got some lager out of it too, so definitely a good experience all round Anyway, its half eight on a Thursday, so I'm off out to practice, practice, practice this shit until I'm fucking awesome, and then I'm gonna practice some more     
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24-03-2011, 07:50 PM
Thing of beauty that was. Casual, effortless even.
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25-03-2011, 07:16 AM
Effortless was the word I was looking for as well!
That must be your easiest lay by far? She was literally begging for it! Love it haha. The important thing though... are you guna fuck her again?
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25-03-2011, 11:20 AM
Nice one chillem. Good effort.
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25-03-2011, 04:08 PM
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25-03-2011, 04:14 PM
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25-03-2011, 04:22 PM
Loving this FR - smoothly done Chillem
 'The secret of happiness is not discovered in the absence of trials, but in the midst of them' - Ted Nace
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25-03-2011, 05:03 PM
cheers man. I got another number last night, so if this day2 goes smoothly I may post another FR. But for now I'm going for a drink while the sun's still out
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