9pm Wednesday last week I was in the local supermarket getting a few basic provisions and intending to be a quick in, grab what I want, and out

As I turned into the dairy aisle I clocked a fairly hot chick who from behind was probably about an 8 or 9 and about 26. She was looking at the various cheeses, and without even thinking, I approached her from behind, tapped her on the shoulder and said "aren't you talking?" as if I already knew her

She turned round and I could see that she wasn't quite as hot in the face but still a 7. She looked at me with what I would describe as a puzzled, yet flattered look and after a brief pause, she said "do I know you?"

Me: I'm Andy, you do now
Her: Oh, sorry I was miles away
Me: That's OK I can see that choosing the right cheese takes a lot of concentration and it's so easy to miss the really important stuff (with a wry smile)
Her: slightly nervous laugh
Me: so, what's your name?
Her: Sam
We chatted for a couple of minutes about the joys of supermarkets in the evening as there are no dawdling OAPS etc etc…
Found out she had just finished work and lives about 20 miles away
Got her number and gave her my number and I said that we should meet up next week

Two days later she texted me on Friday evening
Her: hi, wot u up 2 x
Me: off out for drink with couple mates
Her: lucky u goin out im workin x
Me: that's me mr lucky
Her: do u still wanna meet up x
Me: u can meet me 4 a drink 1 day next week xxx
Her: ye will do x

Weekend went by and I had almost forgotten about seeing her in the week

Tuesday, I suddenly remembered Sam, so texted her
Me: Hey Sam, so tmrw or thurs then? x
Her: can meet up tmoz wot time n where x
Me: 8pm at (name of pub)
Her: yep see u then x

Yesterday, Wednesday afternoon got a text
Her: tnite r we just havin a couple or wot just askin coz don't know if to bring car x
Me: do you like to get pissed?
Her: ye I do. So do u want to cum pick me up at half 7 I hate buses x
Me: car in garage for mot work (it wasn't, I just couldn't be arsed)
Her: u gonna think im a pain. Don't really feel like goin in 2 town we cld go tmoz or just av a drink at urz tnite x
Me: yep u r a pain lol x
Her: so wot we doin x
Me: ok cum to mine, but you will so have to make it up to me xxx
Her: where do u live x
Me: (directions to my place)

About 4 hours later
Text from her: im on my way x
Me: ta x
Her: r u in x
Me: I will be in 10 mins

So at 7.50pm I get another text
Her: r u in x
She's only sat outside in the bloody car. I'm thinking she's probably too nervous to knock at the door?
So I go outside and she gets out of the car with a pack of fucking lagers, oh yes ave it!

I take the beer off her and bring her into the house, lead her to the kitchen and I open two cans and put the rest in my fridge

We chat for a while with a bit of kino and flirtatious conversation. Turns out she's not 26, but 32. She definitely did not look over 30. Take her into the living room and onto the sofa. We kiss for a bit and then I told her to come upstairs with me, but she says "why when you've got a rug there…" so I pick her up and we fuck on the rug

Early next morning in bed she says "I don't normally do that you know" I'm sure we've all heard that from a chick before so I say "OK I know but that is what you came here for, we both know it"

That was my first ever pick-up and fuck from a supermarket (can't believe I just said that out loud!) and I got some lager out of it too, so definitely a good experience all round

Anyway, its half eight on a Thursday, so I'm off out to practice, practice, practice this shit until I'm fucking awesome, and then I'm gonna practice some more