I was out Saturday night with a non community mate of mine, we had a few drinks, got into quite a merry state. My mate who is usually such a wall-flower that I have to really coerce him to speak to women. Anyway he was on it! Full of confidence chatting up minging middle-aged women. I thought fuck this! I'm not letting him get all the attention so I dived in for my own portions.

Anyway we ended up in this filthy club full of rough old birds, normally I would go near this sort of venue or touch these sorts of women with a barge pole but for some reason I was feeling incredibly horny. We ended up snogging women old enough to be our mothers left right and centre, I even fingered one on the dance floor with everybody watching (classy huh).

I didn't go as far as giving her full service.

Though I felt quite disgusted about what I'd done, I actually rather enjoyed it.

So for the guys here, what age is was the eldest women you have done the deed with? Out of interest. These women must have been pushing 50.

42, but I was 18 at the time.

Was a part of my sexual awakening. Felt so good, but so bad at the time

Rofl love it

I went through a phase of boning older women, just to basically prove a point to myself that older women are not good in bed, they arent.
somtimes its nice to do taboo things like bum somone old enough to be your mother - older women can teach you a thing or to..wrong

Get a bit of a buzz out of a 40 odd year old telling me im the best shag she has ever had-- ego stroking i know
also it feels good doing an older woman doggy, pulling her hair and slapping her ass, making her squeal.
--feeling the power of the dark side of the force....

Genius Hustler. Genius

I can't wait for our next night out in London!

i banged a bird a few months back, she was FIT, i thought IM DEFO SMASHIN U, she acted like a dirty bitch in some club. Turns out she was 48 SHE DID NOT LOOK IT. took me back to her mansion IT HAD AN EAST & WEST WING... and a full size snooker table in one room.

turns out she is a high class escort, like a grand a go. Obv didnt charge me but mothered the shit out of me.

gave me some sick pill, i couldnt get a hard on... she whiped out the lube and said I AM GETTIN THIS LITTLE FUCKER HARD

she did and i smashed it, NO NODDER bareback mo fo!!! oh yeah. was sick

defo worth it

Love it

i will follow that last story wth a bad one, it haunts me ...

so i was 18, in leeds, mates family party. So this woman... was short a few teeth...

but at 18 i was more interested in my notches than morals. So as the night progressed i got drunk she says


I HAVE A SPARE ROOM IF U WANT. so im sat watchin boxin with her... makes my move takes her upstairs.

im fingerin her an there is blood... she had a hairy muff but due to the fact this story would be passed to all my peers... i had to perform SO IM MUFTYIN THIS PERIOD BITCH TEETH FREE !!! IT MAKES ME CRINGE EVEN NOW, if anyone mentioned it for ages id flip. funny now tho

so she starts sayin in this thick YORKSHIRE ACCENT

AAAAWWWWWWWW PHYL SUCK MA NIPS.... pushin her tits in my mouth.

next day when droppin me off at the coach station (i was so depressed i wanted to go home ALONE & early) she says OH I COULD JUST TAKE U IN'TH BUSHES IM THEM THOR WOODS AND AV ME WAAAAY WI YA

oh my god i wanted t cry

Bad times she was abar 40 - 45 ish

Dont love it

I liked it when you used all the capitals.

I feel sick.