Originally Posted by Phil

i will follow that last story wth a bad one, it haunts me ...

so i was 18, in leeds, mates family party. So this woman... was short a few teeth...

but at 18 i was more interested in my notches than morals. So as the night progressed i got drunk she says


I HAVE A SPARE ROOM IF U WANT. so im sat watchin boxin with her... makes my move takes her upstairs.

im fingerin her an there is blood... she had a hairy muff but due to the fact this story would be passed to all my peers... i had to perform SO IM MUFTYIN THIS PERIOD BITCH TEETH FREE !!! IT MAKES ME CRINGE EVEN NOW, if anyone mentioned it for ages id flip. funny now tho

so she starts sayin in this thick YORKSHIRE ACCENT

AAAAWWWWWWWW PHYL SUCK MA NIPS.... pushin her tits in my mouth.

next day when droppin me off at the coach station (i was so depressed i wanted to go home ALONE & early) she says OH I COULD JUST TAKE U IN'TH BUSHES IM THEM THOR WOODS AND AV ME WAAAAY WI YA

oh my god i wanted t cry

Bad times she was abar 40 - 45 ish