So...
I went out thursday, the girls where SHIT!!
i went out with a mate of mine who it seems girls jaws drop when they see him... which i like coz now im not havin to put up with fumin girls bein palmed off with the ugly mate, im now the ugly one
so were playin about seen sum girl rite up my street little 5 footer... said
Wow, u r RIGHT up my street, how small r u??? do u have heels on...
I picked her up and sat her on my shoulder, asked her wer she was from
"west kirby" (not to be mistaken for Kirby) she replied... so i put her down, walked away and said CALL ME!!! then laffed and said righ u im takin u on a date
somewer nice tho coz ur a bit fit, maccies sound good?? so ends up with the number...
walks outside, chattin up some girl... she says .. arent u phil?? well flabbergasted i said erm... what did i do...
turns out it was a stripper i asked out a while back but i never took it nowhere really. i laffed and said IMAGINE ME HITIN ON U TWICE IN A LIFETIME... as she gettin in her taxi i said, Give me ur number "i cant" she said...
at that moment some little prick started givin me shit proper in my face and then jumped in the taxi, so i ended up dragin him out the taxi like a drunken nob (altho he defo deserved it) and i wont go into too much detail abar that ... (coz i got done in)
lol. he deserved what he got tho so ANYWAYS
i text the first girl yesterday, tellin her id lost my parrot & had she seen it, it was a top of the range parrot.
after some textin i said... So, wanna do somethin this week... she replied exactly this
Nope im busy all week
xxxx
i replied,
Ha i like it
x
which i do, i am so glad she didnt eat out of my hand. So im happy i have a lil peice of challenge
and she fit... all in all decent night (apart from the fightin)