This particular night i was out with a fellow
pua we met a married couple they were average looking with that certain vulgarity about them.
The pub a last stop when we have not acheived a one night stand is a good place to hook up with the local uglylies this woman that my pal was giving the verbal were getting on great the husband i was chatting to and keeping him distrated!.
Later as the pub is closing we head home the loved up couple suddenly sprint up the road all looking very shifty!
The husband says to me what they up to.?
"He just likes to run it keeps him virile"
Later we catch up with them and head back to my place suddenly the loved up couple rush to his flat door enter and slam the door shut.!
The husband looks stunned i act the wingman now he says "why they do that".
I reply "there just talking"
So i invite him into my flat keep him occupied this i do with my great coversational charm.I put on a film and its now two hours later.!the husband keeps asking me "is he fucking my wife" I reply of cause not "there just chatting"
Well later the husband is shouting demanding that the wife come out at once.She sheepishly comes out looking as guilty as fuck.
Shes no looker i can tell you guys but my buddy is not fussy she looks like a peasant extra in a hammer house of horror shes that bad.
Well i thought you would enjoy my lastest adventure he who dares wins.