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Default How to act the perfert wingman. - 15-11-2010, 09:30 AM

This particular night i was out with a fellow pua we met a married couple they were average looking with that certain vulgarity about them.

The pub a last stop when we have not acheived a one night stand is a good place to hook up with the local uglylies this woman that my pal was giving the verbal were getting on great the husband i was chatting to and keeping him distrated!.

Later as the pub is closing we head home the loved up couple suddenly sprint up the road all looking very shifty!

The husband says to me what they up to.?

"He just likes to run it keeps him virile"

Later we catch up with them and head back to my place suddenly the loved up couple rush to his flat door enter and slam the door shut.!

The husband looks stunned i act the wingman now he says "why they do that".

I reply "there just talking"

So i invite him into my flat keep him occupied this i do with my great coversational charm.I put on a film and its now two hours later.!the husband keeps asking me "is he fucking my wife" I reply of cause not "there just chatting"

Well later the husband is shouting demanding that the wife come out at once.She sheepishly comes out looking as guilty as fuck.

Shes no looker i can tell you guys but my buddy is not fussy she looks like a peasant extra in a hammer house of horror shes that bad.

Well i thought you would enjoy my lastest adventure he who dares wins.
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Default 15-11-2010, 10:39 AM

Evil. Poor husband.
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Default 15-11-2010, 11:23 AM

Not exactly the thing I would do, but that husband need to balls up, such a wuss.
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Default 15-11-2010, 03:52 PM

Sounds like you and your wingman were lucky not to get smacked or worse. It's all very well chatting up someone's bird, but if the chap is actually there, and they're married? Fuck me Piers, I can't even tell you how fucked up that is.

With great power comes great responsibility.


It's just advice, fellas. Do whatever the FUCK you wanna do
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Default 15-11-2010, 05:54 PM

Yeah I usually really enjoy your posts Piers, but this is just mean!

Also, there's no need to sleep with married women, when there's so many single hotties out there! I have done it before, but looking back it was very weak behaviour! Your friend should up his game rather than fuck desperate ugly house wives!
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Default 15-11-2010, 10:08 PM

to be fair the husband should man up BUT... fuckin his bird so he knows... u have literally destroyed that man for life... what u dont know cant hurt u, what u do know can destroy u

the fact u pretended to be his mate whilst this happened is worse than the guy fuckin her... mate that is a bad story, i am a cunt but i wouldn ever do that... an one day, karma is gonna pay u both dearly for that


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Default 16-11-2010, 10:06 AM

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to be fair the husband should man up BUT... fuckin his bird so he knows... u have literally destroyed that man for life... what u dont know cant hurt u, what u do know can destroy u

the fact u pretended to be his mate whilst this happened is worse than the guy fuckin her... mate that is a bad story, i am a cunt but i wouldn ever do that... an one day, karma is gonna pay u both dearly for that
Yes guys you right i stepped over what is decent now that i reflect on my shameful behaviour this pua mentality has messed my mind up as i am obsessed with it at times.

What makes it hard is my pal is the same we have long conversations about pua ive listened to swing cats,mystery,ross jeffries, may be my sub conscious mind has definitely been effective.

Im a christain as well if my mother knew what i done she would be horrified i feel bad now.

In future i will act more responsible and not mess with married couples or any other couples.

But did mystery not say that he has done this many times as he is that skilled with the pick up?

I honestly thought it that i was a great wing-man well i promise guys no more threads that are so fucked up and i have learned from your replys that i will be a better person in future.
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Default 16-11-2010, 05:50 PM

Two key areas of pick up artistry that I think is really important:

Leave her better than you found her.

Be your best self.


If you look at those two "rules" you'll find that no matter what anyone else have done, I doubt either of those two things applied to this situation.
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Default 16-11-2010, 06:11 PM

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But did mystery not say that he has done this many times as he is that skilled with the pick up?
yes and as u will clearly see when u type into the search box "mystery is a cunt" you will see a long list of advocates who are of the same train of thought

not kowalski tho, who has all of his books... and a Naked poster .. which he did in photoshop


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