Well I was at a party on Friday, I got talking to this girl hb9, while waiting for the toilet, I whole topic was all about poo and vulgar stuff like that, I even went for a shit then came out to lots of "urrrghhh" and her laughing.
Anyway I kept bumping into her through the night at the que, later on me her and a few people went to a room in the house to get some e. I cant remember much of what happened after but we ended up back at her flat drinking till the afternoon. But the convo between us had turned cold, or so I thought!. and here comes the weirdest shit test iv ever had thrown at me.

She came in the room like "I hate you, I hope you get run over by a bus" To which I said "I hope you get mangled by a train" or something along those lines, we went along saying shit like that back and forth for a few mins until I was bored of it, she said one more thing and i said something like "haha that twisted, how am I supposed to come back from that"

So that was end game I thought, until I went to go to the toilet and she was coming out her room, she practically pounced on me!. K close, n close. we cuddled for a while until I decided I was to tired and wanted to go home. So I did, we have been txting back and forth and are going out soon, which is good because I quite like her.


So later that night I had work (I work at a bar), with a massive hangover just feeling like I want to die. A couple of girls asked for my number (I guess looking like shit is good peacocking), end of the night I txted one of the regular girls my addres and told her to drop by. Which she did, and we screwed all light. Which didnt help my mad hangover. Wolk up this morning with more texts from the girl from the party and some of the girls from the bar

Im fucking shattered, and now the regular girls is being quite possesive, im not sure how to approach that because I def dont want her for a girl friend, the girl from the party on the other hand I prob would

Fuck, bruv, that's quite sick, u in London lol? Want to buy you for a wingman! ;D

I did a LJBF on a regular girl the other night, I got one crying voice mail and one If you where a man you would do this.....screaming voice mail...

freaky stuff....if the regular girl is getting to regular I would suggest you do something about it sooner than later...or you might get yourself some unwanted attention.

Thats a brilliant bit of banter with the insult flinging.
Cut the regular one off, when they get possesive, they don't stop. Don't give in to any of her emotional pleas or pulls or her being nice, she will just be trying to win you back.

Nah man im in Scoland haha.
Im going to cut from the regular, the problem is she always hangs around my work, which is also where I pick up alot of my one night stands. Pretty awkward situation, for her haha

LOL!

Great effort mate.