Tonight i was bored and asked corbec for a little trip to mooch some punnany
just stayed on the cokes
we got to revolution i saw a 6/7 with massive boobs... corbec asked how big i thought they where... i said "lets find out shall we" i said to her and her friend GIRLS TAKE MY HAND... FOLLOW ME
led them to the table.... "so before we begin this is phil, im also phil...
how big are your boobs???
SHOCK!!!
HER: WHAT... ERM HOW BIG ARE YOURS...
Me: Double D... wanna feel
then in and off... no within less than 5 mins this girl was hand on leg trying to buy me a drink... but i have work so NO!!!!
she said ... where are you going after here?
i told her... "why dont u cut the shit out and ask me to come to another bar"
she did... we moved on ...
NOW.... in the next bar i decided ok, im takin her home. in the new bar there wer some fittes, couldnt keep my eyes to myself, but i was determined to be leaving soon so ...
this girl asks if i have a GF... i reply "maybe..." she doesnt get me and is movin in close wantin to kiss me
i then seen 2 girls who id approached a while back.. and told the story to corbec (long story but my cousin basically said, OI GIRL while grabbin one...they left quickly) this girl missheard and put her coat on with a huff on, i said "you cold"??? NO....YOUR A PLAYER
i said... so... what do u want from me "nothin" she replied
ok so why am i a player to u out of interest..."that story about them girls"
Erm... u missheard that story but why does that matter... I NEVER...she said
anyway she started tellin me to stop getting angry which i wernt like causin an argument..
she said (HAHA) "you have led me along all night and now ur just jibbin me"
i said WHAT EXACLTY DO U WANT... do u want me to come to urs..."i never said that"(NOW I DIDNT MEAN TO ASK, YOUR SUPPOSED TO TELL. KINDA FUCKED IT UP HERE) ok IM COMIN TO YOURS(BY NOW ITS TOO LATE)... i said..
she looked at me.. her mate dragged her away... she turned back,waved .. she gone HAHAHAHA
Ok.... first off... when did boys start leading girls on when they meet... i didnt even kiss her
second off "if u are gonna use the IM COMING TO YOURS or IM FUCKIN U 2NITE close it has to be IN STRAIGHT AND BAM... i messed up coz of the situation" but ask corbec... he tried it once, worked once"
so yeah, failed tonight, but PRE - Girls freakin out situation i rekon it would have worked hook line.
within an hour drink free would have been boss