I believe this is also called "seagulling".

The best one is the Superman - whilst shagging her doggy style, spunk on her back and stick the sheets to her!

This is an awesome idea. If you here on the news of a man getting arrested for throwing spunk at people, it's me!

Hit town again yesterday. Wandered round for half an hour coming up with excuses not to approach the girls that were passing me by, knowing that I had to kick my anxieties in the balls and start enjoying my day.

First approach, I got blown out. Wasn't a huge blow out, but I got a dirty look and the cold shoulder...ouch. So anyway..the fury begins! I stopped a petite looking girl wrapped up in her rain coat as she was passing me by. It was slightly raining and I was getting slightly wet.
"Hey you look really cosy in their, I'm really jealous"
Thanks, I actually thought i looked a bit silly
No you look incredibly cute!"
Her eyes lit up after I said this, and that gave me such a good feeling. After chatting for a few mins she stated that she had a boyfriend, without me actually asking, and i knew it was a no go, but i had a laugh and asked her if she wanted a secret boyfriend that she could do secret things with, just as a joke...kind of. Anyway as she was leaving she said thanks to me, and that I had really made her day. I felt really good after this, and it really showed in my next approach.

I recognised a girl that comes into the bar where I work and locked eye contact. She was wearing a pretty short red dress with some super sexy high heel shoe type things, and thick red lip stick....yummy! She gave me that look to die for, and I went over. At first she thought I was a weirdo asking some thing about piano's, (I work in the pitcher and piano) which I got a good laugh out of. I really genuinely enjoyed this interaction and it got me the results. Also, I have been mastering the art of just looking into the girls eyes without saying anything verbally, but saying a lot through eye contact, ie I think you're incredibly sexy and I want to bend you over right fucking now! This has done so much for my game, because you never get the uncomfotable silences. Whenever you momentarily run out of things to say, just look at her like you wanna marry her, and fuck her at the same time, and you won't have to say anything, the chemistry will do it all for you. The best guy to watch for this is Deniro, he's got that shit dooooowwwwnnn!!!

So carried on roaming around, I actually intended to buy some clothes and was off to meet a mate in the pub so I went for a couple more approaches before calling it a day. I went up to a girl in the entrance of tk max and told her how cute she was, and she looked at me in disbelief and just said thanks and walked off. I then saw her boyfriend waiting for her just ahead. He didn't look at me, and I thought what a pussy, but I kind of felt like a bit bad that I had not realised he was there, cos it is pretty disrespectful behaviour which I would never carry out intentionally. I bumped into them both as well about half an hour later in another shop. Man it was awkward, but funny though.

Last approach was in boots. Holy ballony there is some smoking hot talent in that shop. Not just the customers either, but the some of the girls that work on the perfume stalls etc, are absolutely stunning. I've vowed to not hit on any of the staff in there though cos that would mean I would have to stop gaming in there. Funnily enough Ive had a few numbers from gaming in boots, lol. I usually look around for about 15 mins looking for mouthwash, or hand cream or whatever, even though I know where it all is.... Anyway I stopped an unusual looking girl, but very pretty. She was pretty quirky, and it turned out she was an aspiring artist. I was genuinely interested in this topic, and she appreciated that. Turns out she had a boyfriend though and I left it at that cos I could tell she was the type of girl that had morals, good girlfriend material!

Thathe tha thathe tha thathe thatsss alll folks x

YouTube - Raging Bull (1980) Part 3

Watch this from 3.55 and the beginning of the next part, it's absolute gold!

Ok but I'll still be thinking of you the whole time!

Seagulling - hiding in a wardrobe when other people are having sex while masturbating, when you're about to blow. Jump out, shout "BACCAWWW!!" As you spray all over them then run away flapping your arms.

I can relate to the house story, when I was younger at a house party some girls arranged to 'teach me a lesson' by getting the hottest girl there to pull me in front of everyone then slap me. Thankfully I have the attention span of a hummingbird on speed and left immediately when she told me she was into R Kelly and wouldn't fellate me within 10 minutes of putting up with her mouth diarrhoea that barely passed as conversation.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Or in our cases, insecure, funsucking banshees.

Nice work SJ! Good to see you getting back into the swing of things. Watch this buddy. Take some day game tips from a guy called Lil Mckell...

Haha the perfect wing man!