DISCLAIMER - The following field report contains standard Blanca rantings about girls who have boyfriends and the general fun-sucking demeanour of Bristol University students. If you're (understandably) sick to death of hearing it, you have been warned

Yesterday saw my final exam of my entire education, so obviously some serious partying was in order. However, there were going to be a few problems with that.

Firstly, here were some of the excuses my coursemates presented me with for not going to the pub after the exam, which finished (conveniently) at lunchtime:

1) I'm going to the gym
2) I'm going for a run
3) I'm going to bed

You think I'm making this up don't you? Well I can assure you I'm not. The only thing to stop me from bitchslapping the lot of them was the promise they were up for going out in the evening. I therefore spent the afternoon, in a mood, playing Pro Evo, sober, having refused to drink alone.

Fortunately, later on, just after tea, I received a text from one of the hotter dentists to say they were going to be out and she wanted to see me. I therefore filled myself with wine and trotted off to Spoon's, whereupon we played the excellent game of three-man. When everyone was suitably plastered, the decision was made to go to Lounge. You know, the grime-hole full of rugby players and posh twats that's actually quite fun as long as you're pissed enough? Yeah that one.

And we now get to the thrust of this morning's missive. The physiologists were there, as promised, beer was a quid a bottle, and cheese was on the speakers. Then it got better when I bumped into the hot asian girl, Jen, who I'd met a number of months back and who had a boyfriend at the time. Back then she was all over me and last night was no different. Was she still with the boyfriend? Well, it wouldn't be a Blanca rant if she was single would it?

Sacking her off, I turned my attention to a girl off my course, Natalie. Tanned, smoking body, gorgeous, exactly my type. Boyfriend. Feeling a little frustrated, I got talking to another girl off my course, Kate. Words cannot describe the hotness of this girl. She's almost completely perfect-looking. Gorgeous black hair, looks that could turn you to jelly, body of a goddess. Ok, she's a bit posh, but no more than averagely so for Bristol Uni. It's girls like her that are the reason I love women so much, and why I'm so determined to get this whole thing cracked.

We were talking for ages, clicking, flirting, giving each other all the right signals, and to my surprise, she turned out to be a dirty, wild slut with a huge sexual appetite and an urge to ride my cock all night. Oh no wait that's not right is it? No. Actually she, at the tender old age of 21, was with her boyfriend of 4 years whom she loved very much. Her only boyfriend ever. I was disappointed, an emotion I vented with some (restrained) ranting. During the course of the ensuing conversation, I determined that every single one one of my coursemates that I found attractive was taken. That's a good 5 or 6 girls.

Now, as I've said in the disclaimer, this FR is more of a rant (again) about this "girls with boyfriends" thing, and for that I apologise. However, I'm at a complete loss as to what to make of the situation. Am I being unreasonable in wondering what the hell is going on here? What on earth is wrong with these people? They're (very) early twenties, they've got the looks and, to an extent, the personality, to have a great time, experience different things and explore their sexual prowess with genuinely awesome, attractive guys, and yet they choose the boring option. The "I've got a boyfriend of 4 years [since age 17 for fuck's sake!] and we love each other very much" option. It's almost exactly the same mentality that keeps people in my home town because they're too scared of the outside world to move away. A similar mentality that led to this conversation with a bloke I served when I worked at Sainsbury's more than 2 years ago. He'd asked me how I was:

Me - "I'm really nervous actually. My A level results are out next week and I need them to be As."
Bloke - "Oh why's that?"
Me - "Well I want to go to Bristol and become a dentist"
Bloke - "Ohh you don't want to bother with that mate. You want to stay here. Become a window cleaner like me. I make thirty grand a year cleaning windows"

Now the bloke was nice and I certainly didn't dislike him, and there's nothing wrong with being a window cleaner for a living, but it's this closed-minded, "stick with what you know because it's safe" thinking that pisses me right off. "I've got a boyfriend and I want to be with him forever because it's safe and being single is scary and outside my comfort zone". If people like this were in charge of human advancement, we'd still be sat in caves, not daring to make fire because "there's nothing wrong with being a bit cold".

Anyway, pussy-less and very drunk, I called it a night and walked home. Bare foot, since my awesome new shoes (I finally got some Hustler ) gave me blisters the size of 50 pence pieces.

Loved this post, and can massively relate to these points in particular...



It frustrates me sometimes, i've been at my wits-end with some people. They seem to only want to do the same routines, same local venues, same small group of people over and over again... absolutely no intrigue, exploration or crazyness....

anything out of their comfort zone... even a £10 train fair into London and its 'oooh no, i cant be bothered with that' or... 'lets just go to the pub'

some people will miss out on so much. :/

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That cracked me up mate, I can empathise with that.

'my awesome new shoes (I finally got some Hustler ) gave me blisters the size of 50 pence pieces.' Don't wear high-heels then you tart!!

Blanca? High heels? Really?

There's peacocking and the there's just plain wierd!

Good FR man. I totally empaphise.

Moving on from high heels...

I've been reading about the 'I've got a boyfriend line'... there's a theory that if she mentions a bf (fictional or not) that you are showing her too much interest... and not making her work hard enough for your affection. I mean, if you go into kiss her then fair enough... but if it happens to you constantly... maybe its you rather than her.

What's your guys thoughts on that?

Fair point. But my girl mates use that as a blocker - even if they DONT have a boyfriend. I know if the guys pushed a little harder they'd find out it was bullshit.

I suppose it's horse's for courses... but I wouldn't give up on hearing that for the first time... maybe the second or third time (just to make sure!

Thanks for taking such delight in my pain Hustler! All I can say is you'd better be out this weekend young man!

Anyway K and MB, it had crossed my mind that some girls were using it as a kind of shit test, but I don't think these ones are. They wouldn't have the wherewithall to shit test a guy like that, if you take my meaning. It's a little hard to explain but they don't have the worldliness to think to do it. They're the types who think it's unacceptable for a guy to want sex from a girl, the type who are convinced their boyfriend has never cheated on them. Too innocent and naive almost.

I think you're right about ploughing through though MB. If they persistently mention it then they're probably telling the truth, but might otherwise be using it to see if you're put off.

So an example that backs up my point is when I was on holiday, on the one of the bars, there's this bar on the front where they serve all the cocktails and put the prettiest girl who entices all the men in (I fell into the trap!).

Any it was the hot girls night off (good! cos I took out a girl from my resort). The guys who work this bar are usually running round the bar, pull girls on to the dance floor, dancing on tables, wearing masks, etc. Generally making the place look like a fun place to be. They are naturally lady killers. Anyway, one of these guys was on the front bar tonight... and I was sitting there with this girl, chatting and having a laugh.

A hen do had frequented this place most nights when I was there. And one of the hot ones was flirting heavily with this bar man. This guy is chatting to this girl, making her laugh, doing all sort of bar tricks and showing her a good time. I get a glimpse of their conversation, and this guy comes on strong and asked her for a kiss... "I have a boyfriend...." she declares loudly, but continues flirting... but he does the classic takeaway... serves loads of other girls then comes back to her... and asks her again. You could start to see the conflict in her... but again... refuses. I'm laughing because I feel like I know what's going on and turn my attentions back to my girl...

When I turn back round to the bar, I see this bar man gentley kissing this girl - obviously not full on cos he was working... but this smooth bastard ploughed his way through and got over the bf thing. She may have had a bf... but I'm sure it was a shit test ( + the holiday factor may mean she had less inhibitions which probably helped)

Blanca - I know what you mean... you can mostly tell the sort of girl you're dealing with. Some girls I believe more than others... the ones I don't believe fully... I would attempt to plough my ass through. I see nothing wrong trying 2 / 3 times. But K, you're right... don't spend much more time on this girl if she has told you that she bf... keep trying, put the pressure on, then get the funk out of there after 10 mins if no joy.

Whenever a girl says she has a boyfriend or in Longterm relationship, through conversation I always say I have A girlfriend like 2mins later, naturally through convo

I did this about a month ago, opened, isolated, disqualified, we then were just dancing as "friends" lol but if that was friendly then fuck me!!!! It was awesome and she was hot which helped

I remember her saying "your lucky u have a girlfriend, otherwise id do all sort of naunghy things to you!" wow and that was in the taxi.... Sadly nothing else happened

But me sayig I had a gf not only disqualifed me it gave me pre selection and social proof to an extent


or if she says, sorry I have a boyfriend secs after approach, I say "really!" with a wierd look, and say something like how did u manage that?

Make her qualify herself

One of the most important things I've learnt is to make the girl sell herself to you flip it around whenever u can

lower her value and get her wanting u

read stuff on qualifaction

gambler and Adam lyons have done stuff on this that isn't bad