Field Report – Bristol – errhh Oceania

[monkeybuster]

Yes, you read it right... we (myself, Summer Junky, Blanca, Pavel and Charlatan) headed on into Bristol for a full on sess. But in Oceania?! Well... the place reeked of years of booze, sweet and greasey teenagers which warmly wafted up from the soggy carpet... nice... but the place was target rich!

I'm going to keep this field report brief (as I can!). Here's the general low down.

I decided not to drink. I wanted to make sure I was astute. Last week (in Hull) I was pretty bolloxed by the end of the night, I remember talking to a few sets later in the night that I warmed up hours before but I was too drunk to remember what actually happened.

There's a trade off (in my view) between drinking or not is:

1)Drinking – relaxes you and give you a moral boost which makes it easier to open sets. But if you're anything like me... I keep drinking and make myself look like a drunken bafoon later on at night
2)Not Drinking – Find it hard to get on the level with everyone else that is drinking, sometimes harder to increase your 'energy levels' on opening sets. But (for me at least) I find it easier to think games tactics with a clear head.

Anyway... though I opened a few sets that transitioned into isolation, I don't think it was a majorly successful night for me. Mainly down to the ages of the girls I ended up speaking to...

Set 1:

My first set was a opening a girl waiting for her friends to come out of the toilet. We started talking before her drunken friends rolled on up, we chatted and they were quiet up for it. I was laughing a joking them, and neg'n all over the place (not very focused neg'n but still effective). The set dropped and we went our separate ways.

I caught up with her later and used the Weird Horse girl routine which went okay got the hug at the end. Again, the set ended.

With this particular girl, I saw her all through the night and neg'd her (in a funny sort of fashion) which worked like a treat. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I finally isolated her later on in the night. Got her to sit on my lap and having a right giggle. Then she told me her age... 17... whoops! I was promptly outta there before I got R-Kelly'd.

Set 2:

Next set was when I walk passed a girl in the corridor. As I walked passed she was singing along to the song playing... she sang ...'I need you'. I stopped, took a couple of steps back and engaged.

We were chatting for a bit and her mate came along. I engaged as a 2 set which quiet frankly went awesome! I manage to move them to a seats near by and we chatted for a bit longer... then the age question came about (It's Oceania! You have to ask as it seems the doorman don't!) The original girl was 18 the second was 17... Eject!

Set 3:

The dance floor set. I hate dance floor sets... they are usually chaotic, difficult to control and harder (for me) to transition. There was a group of 3 ladies on the dance floor. My target was a tall brunette 7, there others where a 5's (at best!). I targetted the smaller 5 and started dancing with her which lead me into my target. We exchange a few words and dance moves for about 7 minutes. She was interested! But I just didn't know what to do in that situation. So trolled around for a bit and didn't do much. So I bombed too quickly. Which was a shame cos she was sorta hot! Any tactics to deal with dance sets would be appreciated!

Although I had a couple of good sets, they weren't with the calibre of women I was hoping to attract. Still, I opened. And some progress is better than none!

It was a great first night with the Bristol lads. Even though we spent the half of it in the stinky disco! Haha!

[Blanca]

Haha you weren't liking Oceana then MB To be fair, if you're stone cold sober it's absolutely fucking awful - cheesy, shite music, orange jailbait slags. Needless to say, as someone who was completely gazeboed for the night, I found the whole thing hilarious.

Anyway, I headed into town for about 9, met up with SJ, MB and Charlatan outside the Greenhouse, where SJ was getting stuck in with 2 nice lasses. I said my hellos (and in the process might have messed SJ's set up - sorry about that mate!) and we went on with the night, first stop Wetherspoons. This was standard stuff - we met up with Pavel and SJ's non-community mate Gagandeep, and I vibed with a gorgeous asian girl who was, and I'm not joking here, 4'9. Apparently this is 2'' taller than you need to be a dwarf. I obviously found this hilarious and had a good laugh with her about it.

Anywho, at this point, Gags suggested we go to Oceana, since it was cheap drinks and cheap to get in. Somewhere along the line we decided this would be a good idea (can't have been me - I was nowhere near drunk enough by this point!), so off to the waterfront we headed for some Pitcher and Piano action. I had a great chat with some army people, one of whom was a gorgeous blonde who, in my opinion (and hers as it turns out) looked a bit like a porn star. We got along like a house on fire, but sadly the alcohol was catching up with me and it simply didn't occur to me to get her number or isolate. This is a resurging problem of late, something I need to work on. Anyway, I got a funny blow-out with a beautiful brunette I opened:

Me - What's your name?
Her - Kate [Kate...I think]
Me - Oh cool - me and my mate Davo have a theory that all girls called Kate are gorgeous [actually true] and looks like you match the theory!
Her - Do you use that chat-up line on everyone?

I laughed her off and opened another army girl who had a boyfriend, but with whom I had an awesome chat about cars.

Next came Oceana, and Gags and I decided it was Jagerbomb time. This sadly sent me over the edge, and made me very drunk indeed. I had to have a minute, but things were dandy after that. From what I remember, it was standard stuff - being the life of the party with the guys, having a laugh, enjoying ourselves, teasing the hen of a hen party. Me, SJ and Pavel nearly accidentally pulled some fortysomething cougars (close call there!) but the best set of the night came in the cheese room. An absolutely stunning blonde, Natalie (maybe...?) opened right up to me, and things were looking amazing until her whore, bitch, mother-hen of a mate nipple twisted me and told me to fuck off. Charming. Not to be outdone, I re-opened her a bit later on, got dancing and started to think about some trigger pulling. As I did, some choad who she'd been talking to her came up and grabbed her away:

Choad - Erm mate, she was with me?
Me - Oh are you two a couple?
Choad - Yeah...
Me - Mate, nice one, she's gorgeous!

He wasn't impressed, and had the scowl of a man who had been shown up to be a choad. He walked away with the girl though. Blast!

Overall an awesome night though, paid for today with a monster hangover. I guess the thing I need to learn from recent experiences is that yes, going out and having fun is fine, but I need to think more about actually pulling and closing girls! Part of this issue is alcohol, something I'm going to cut back on in future endeavours.

[Hustler25]

'orange jailbait slags'...........sounds good!

[TorchedFrog]

Me - What's your name?
Her - Kate [Kate...I think]
Me - Oh cool - me and my mate Davo have a theory that all girls called Kate are gorgeous [actually true] and looks like you match the theory!
Her - Do you use that chat-up line on everyone?


me - hell no it works shit on dave's

[Summer Junky]

Originally Posted by Blanca

where SJ was getting stuck in with 2 nice lasses. I said my hellos (and in the process might have messed SJ's set up - sorry about that mate!)

Not at all mate it just wasn't a particularly good set to begin with, so she broke it off. Fair enough.
Top night out on Friday. Oceana is an absolute filth pit but there soooo many tasty virgins in there!
I'm not touching the liquer for a while too man. I've been wanting to kick it for a while now. I wanna quit smoking and I'm not gonna be able to do it without quiting drinking for a while so it makes sense.
Looking forward to the next meet up!