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Originally Posted by Hustler25
I say 'Ah Mindu the Hindu - I guess you won't be celebrating Christmas!?'
'Ben, just do your fucking job and leave me alone'
'Yours however are like a couple fried eggs on an ironing board, my moobs are bigger'.
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Fucking genius. Even on Christmas eve you manage to be a tremendous bastard. Do people say you're a really nice guy when you're sober?
I would suggest the following improvements:
- Drink less
- Engage that filter that's after your brain but before your mouth
- Loose some weight?
You sound like a fantastic guy to go on a night out with, except for a girl.
Probably the most important thing, treat your best venues with respect. I make a habit of getting to know the bar staff, bouncers, managers at my favourite places. Then later, if you do things that would get you bared other places - they just laugh at you with a slap on the wrist instead.