Tut tut... Fuckin steroids

I would never bother with that shit not only because I have no desire to resemble a veiny Michelin man but primarily because I would never be able to donate blood cells/plasma every 4 weeks.

If you've ever injected drugs you're out, & I'm much too selfless in this regard than to take this rubbish even if I actually wanted to.

I get more personal gain knowing my blood is being used to keep premature babies alive & helping kids with cancer.