I once went to a seminar of how to deal with shit tests. It involved a guy standing in front of a group of other guys(yes I know it already sounds like a homosexual gangbang) and reciting lines he would use for various situations. For example:

Gyaldem: Your face looks funny.
Alpha PUA Master Guru: Your face has 5 chins and you're overweight.

Now as funny as it was (from the reactions of the 17 year old virgin next to me) I don't think learning a line or playing games is going to cut it.