While chatting to a bird, have you used any funny little conversational games to have a bit extra humor? Or just lines to break some tension up mid conversation?

I know a good one i've seen on RSD was something along the line of....

Girl: How's it feel having a small dick?
Me: Great, love being Korean from the waist down *make a fist with just your pinky wiggling, as if to confirm that her statement*
Girl: hahaha!
Me: grab it! *then take her hand and make her grab that pinky... as soon as she does, pretend to jizz yourself in a loud manner!*

Feel free to share any fun games or routines you've tried or wanted to try

-Enemy

Maybe you're right... But still, I'd love to have a few good ideas which if im not too fazzed out by the girls looks, i could adapt to the circumstance. Or is that still a poor idea? Unfortunately girls rarely get my humor and I'd like to experiment with different approaches.

Really wanna stop making these boring interrogative conversations of oh where you from? who you with? hows your night?

-Enemy

You know now that you ask, I think since i do the approaching, I tend to look at myself as the center of entertainment. If i don't make a woman or a group laugh when approaching, I just feel off.

I'll take up the advice on stand-up comedy or improv classes once i hit back to uni. Since im moving back to uni on the 1st of Sept and wont have much to do until October... I've decided to do the 30 day challenge of going out every night, this should be painfully fun


-Enemy

I once went to a seminar of how to deal with shit tests. It involved a guy standing in front of a group of other guys(yes I know it already sounds like a homosexual gangbang) and reciting lines he would use for various situations. For example:

Gyaldem: Your face looks funny.
Alpha PUA Master Guru: Your face has 5 chins and you're overweight.

Now as funny as it was (from the reactions of the 17 year old virgin next to me) I don't think learning a line or playing games is going to cut it.