Originally Posted by Barney Stinson

Weird saturday night.

Went out with a bunch of mates, met another group of girls and we all started chatting. Next thing I know were teaming up boy girl to play doubles darts/pool/air hockey. Awesome!

Some dude came over to chat up the lass I was with and he was being a dick saying he was like the Essex bunch, best face, best looks, etc.. so I thought 'fuck it' and in a random act I began to stroke his face. He was understandably like 'WTF ARE YOU DOING MAN' and I said "im stroking your ego".

Completely random but laughted for ages after that. The guy had no reply and just fucked off. The girl thought it was hilarious and that night, whilst I was going down on her, part of her dirty talk was 'stroke my ego/fuck my ego'.

Taking the piss out of someone through sex; revolutionary.