Met a female co-worker I know in the lift this morning at work. Hadn't seen her around for a while so just said hi and a few words exchanged before she got out at her floor.

In the afternoon she got in the lift I was in again and when she sees me she says "it's fate...we're destined to be together!". The funny thing is there was about 5 other people in the lift we didn't know who heard this. They all started cooing and my co-workers face then turned bright red.

I laughed and said "now that's how rumours start" and everyone laughed. She then tried to explain to these people that we'd met in the lift this morning...digging the hole even deeper. I don't really fancy this girl though she's got a fit ass. I think she's single, maybe it was a Freudian slip.