Originally Posted by Barney Stinson

Yesterday a girl got on the bus, walked right down to where I was sitting, sat on the chair parallel to me, then moved and sat on the chair behind me. I knew she was interested. She moved again, back to the chair parallel to me, looking at me often, smiling and so on. I knew she was getting off at my stop so decided to wait till then to chat. Allowed her to get off the bus first, which was kinda funny because she smiled, laughed, stumbled and dropped most of her stuff; in that order.

Had a good 10 minute conversation, nearly got ran over twice.


On the way back home, I got chatting to a 68 year old drunk guy who ended getting missing his stop and having to walk a good 800 metres extra.