Ian no way did you do that and those reactions happened.

Go up to a girl and say "You're SMOKING" whilst she's smoking.

Go up to a girl and say "Wanna come back to mine?" If she says "No", you reply "Sorry you must have misheard me. I said you're fat"

Walk up to her with an orange and say "Can you help me peel this? My nails are terrible".

"How drunk are you?"

"Duuuude. Im wasted bro"

"I smell your fanny from here"

"Hi hows your night going?"

Grow a beard and then have lots of guys say they like your beard. Dunno about girls though. Fuck girls. This is a PUA site, not a website for chatting up girls.