Originally Posted by Barney Stinson

I went out half of last night and the night before. I had limited cash and couldn't be bothered walking 20 mins to the ATM so I decided to play a game and see how many girls I could get to buy me a drink.

Thursday

I approached 3 girls sat around a table by just sitting down next to them and saying "So you need my help, see if you can pick out 3 young women that are married" 1 replied "how's that meant to help us" I said "cos then you know which guys to go for". It was not the best approach but all 3 girls laughed. For the next few minutes it was going really well, trying to keep all of them in a conversation was challenging but then 1 of them said what a majority of girls say to one another on a night out "I need a wee". That left me with 2. Talked quite deeply about different aspects of their lives and the various types of art we like. Then I said "you know, your table hostings skills need sorting, can't I get a drink?" Emily (the one that was taking the most interest) whilst laughing said "is this so you get beer balls?" I replied with "hey I've only had 2 drinks, this'l be my third; but I suppose it's 1 step closer to drunk". They both started laughing for what felt like ages "what drink do you want?" Boom! So I got my drink and I noticed that another lad was chatting up the other girl that went to the toilets so Sarah went to rescue her leaving me and Emily alone.


We ended up chatting the whole night, a good 2-3 hours. She gave me her phone number and I text her this morning and she replied pritty swiftly.


Friday

Last night ended up been a free drinks night anyway because some mates were also there and I knew 1 of the bar men from my college years. Nice lad. However, due to the free drinks I got a bit more shit faced than I originally planned.


I ended up knocking on a uni mates door at 2am and I'm told I said "Hey dude did I wake you? I'm gonna crash on your sofa for a bit. Cheers man!" walked in and fell asleep without him saying a word. He woke me up at 6am with the smell of a fry up and surprisingly I had no hangover!


A manly hug and then time to depart for home.