Went down the local town tonight.

England game on in local pub. Bit of a sausage fest but one beauty (think of a Singapore airlines stewardess) with her friend and two guys opposite at a table so assumed a foursome date. I wanted her.

Me standing at bar and she appears beside to order drinks, we EC and she smiles, I smile back but say fuck all.

I watch and the two guys disappear (lesson...never assume). A few AFC's try it on but she's not for it. I was gonna approach but I notice by now she's talking with her friend and crying, dabbing eyes with hanky. Instinct told me not to approach a highly emotional woman, even if she's gorgeous.

Moved on to the busiest bar in town where the pussy is. Decided just to socialise not game.

Talked to a lot of people, both guys and girls. Helped a Canadian woman who bought a load of drinks at the bar carry them back to her table, then I sat down with them. Her friends were a gay guy and two other women.

They were all really pissed as they were on a after work do drinking from 5pm. The Canadian woman and one of her friends just wanted to dance all the time (not great dancers) the other one was not great looking and miserable. I tried to cheer her up but she wasn't having it. Ended up having debate about Scottish independence with the gay guy (I'm Scottish originally).

Saw one girl dancing who was really good. When she went back to her table I went over, tapped her on the shoulder and told her she was good. She seemed really pleased because she said her friend was trained and she wasn't. She also pointed out her massive boyfriend was just behind her (thanks for the warning).

Talked to three young guys who were body builders and drinking Jaeger shots. They seemed to know anything cool that was going on in town and when. (My new mates?)

Talked to a school teacher who said she loved my accent. She was so drunk she fell asleep with her head on my shoulder. I put her in a chair and got security to call her a cab.

Stood outside for a while and chatted to the smokers but didn't have one myself though liked breathing in the fumes (I'm trying to quit at the mo).

When the lights went up I didn't wait for the chucking out nonsense and headed home happy.